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[Bozz10mm]

Saw this on another forum. Thought I'd just leave it here.

Last month, salads killed more people than AR-15s.

 

[baboon]

Will lettuce picker be held as accessories to murder? Sounds like we need a wall.

 

[JCC]

Salad control now!

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[Dad_Roman]

Common sense salad eating...

 

[JCC]

Vegetable regulation and reform far overdue.

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[lonestardiver]

According to the CDC, 48 million people get food poisoning every year, of that 128000 are hospitalized from it and 3000 die from food poisoning every year.

 

[pronstar]

God is punishing vegetarians.
Repent and eat meat.


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[grasshopperglock]

The thing with vegetarians....

They don't want to eat something with a face. They still eat life. They still digest a living entity. As long as it doesn't have a face. It's cool to kill it and eat it.

Funny people.

 

[JCC]

Recently I learned about some diets that exclude eating plants that "feel pain". Whaa!?

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[pronstar]

Recently I learned about some diets that exclude eating plants that "feel pain". Whaa!?

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I think they’re talking about this.

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[easy rider]

According to the CDC, 48 million people get food poisoning every year, of that 128000 are hospitalized from it and 3000 die from food poisoning every year.

That sounds like mass leaf violence.

 

[oldag]

Ban all salads.

 

[BRD@66]

Will the Presto Salad Shooter be eligible for Curio & relic status - since it's been around longer than the 1911?

 

[Coiled]

I think they’re talking about this.

The ladies are getting a kick outta that one.

If I was that cute I might could get laid.

 

[karlac]

And for damned sure don't eat salad in the bathtub!

 

[JCC]

Romaine calm and iceberg on.

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[lonestardiver]

Romaine calm and iceberg on.

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Shouldn’t that be
Lettuce romaine calm and iceburg on.

 

[Army 1911]

Vegans cannot lose weight by eating salads. Proof is the hippo. Ever seen a skinny one? Oe rhino oe elephant? All are vegetarians.

 

[grasshopperglock]

Gotta love the human experience.

To live life you must eat life.

Chili tonight. It's got a half dozen dead organisms. The only thing not technically 'dead' or had a life is the stainless steel pot and I can't eat the pot to survive.

Death to my Dinner!

 

[pronstar]

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