<>So, when she said "Me love you long time.", she really meant it.
<>Went out with a girl many, many years ago whose mother was an Italian picture bride. The marriage was totally arranged by the families. The woman sent her picture and the man sent over his bank statements. (Totally true.) It all ended up as a very bizarre situation, as the man wasn't well off at all. He had actually sent his brother's bank statements, and this caused a lot of friction when she found out after they married. He was also like 70 years old and not 30 like she was told. At the time I met the girl, the parents had been separated for at least 10 years, but wouldn't divorce (Old school Catholics.) There were two daughters, a pretty one that I went out with and a really ugly one. When the pretty one dumped me, her Mom called and tried to fix me up with the ugly one. I was young and didn't have much sense, but I did have enough sense to run away from that situation like a house fire.