Quotes worth remembering

[gll]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

You'll have to ask VP Harris...

 

[pronstar]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European swallow?


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[Dancing Heretik]

The answer to what is your favorite color is plaid. Drives them nuts. Second favorite is polka dot.

My oldest daughter used to always answer 'clear'.

 

[Vaquero]

"My feet hurt"
The big girl from the dollar store.

 

[easy rider]

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"If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you." -- Bryan Mills

 

[Brojon]

We were discussing Budda once (in a comparison with what Christ preached) and I paraphrased Budda's 5 tenets into just 2:
1 - Life isn't fair
2 - Life is harder for people that don't understand #1

 

[pronstar]

We were discussing Budda once (in a comparison with what Christ preached) and I paraphrased Budda's 5 tenets into just 2:
1 - Life isn't fair
2 - Life is harder for people that don't understand #1

3 - Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day


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[PracticalCarry]

"anything worth shooting, is worth shooting twice"
- Robert O'Neill

"if it was easy, anybody could do it"
- Christopher Cowger

 

[Aus_Schwaben]

To paraphrase graffiti by a Roman NCO almost 2000 years ago: Lieutenant Maximus could not find France if he was standing in the center of Paris.

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

Confucius say: Woman that cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.

 

[Surplus Guy]

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Will Rogers

 

[easy rider]

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Will Rogers

I observed "the rest" and it saved me some reading.

 

[Surplus Guy]

I observed "the rest" and it saved me some reading.

Yeah that is a hard way to learn

 

[striker55]

Confusios say man who pull out fast leave rubber.

 

[striker55]

Never be a victim, always be a victor!

 

[Vaquero]

I would like to ride in the dick............


V-tach

 

[Surplus Guy]

Confusios say man who pull out fast leave rubber.

Must have been a bad fit somewhere

 

[madwildcat]

Confusios say man who ride bicycle upside down have crack up.

Confusios say man who run behind car get exhausted, man who run in front of car get tired

 

[madwildcat]

In God we trust, all others must bring data

W. Edwards Deming

 

[billtool]

In God we trust, all others must bring data

W. Edwards Deming

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