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  • matefrio

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    My dad told me a long time ago not to F@#$ with wasps nests. I never took him literally.

    An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.




    The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.



    Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest - IBTimes UK

    I'm still trying to figure out this part... Did his neighbor cop a feel on a dead guys scrotum?

    "I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

    Warning, the below image may lead to overwhelming passionate desires:
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    kyletxria1911a1

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    And i thought rust was bad!!! Man we are running out of white people!!
    Soon i will have to watch tv fo entertainment
     

    ZX9RCAM

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    I guess nobody ever told him he was supposed to take a stick & give the knothole (or hornets nest) a few whacks first, lol....
     

    Coop45

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    Is there some special way to satisfy a hornets nest? I'm going to start with an old dirt dabber nest on my lawn mower and work my way up.
     

    M1Garand

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    ...And I thought the Japanese had weird fetishes. -Headscratch-. That's it, I've had enough internets for today.
     

    Acesn8's

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    What has been will be again,

    what has been done will be done again;
    there is nothing new under the sun.
    Ecclesiastes 1:9
     

    Acera

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    They need to ban high capacity Hornet nests that hold over 10 of the infernal insects.

    Either that require a BOS for any transaction between the bugs and a human to protect both the buyer and seller of the sexual favors.
     

    Pilgrim

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    LOL. That's Darwnism at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen! Not sad to say that the idiot is at least out of the gene pool... at least the HUMAN gene pool. Not so sure about the hornet gene pool though :)
     

    Radarscratch

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    Dumb a$$'.

    Sent while driving on the tollway, one handed while swerving in between lanes, cause I'm laughing at a post in the NSFW thread...
     
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