Anytime I hear about these pedo stories the line from Pulp Fiction where Marcellus Wallace just got raped comes to mind.
" I'ma call up a couple of hard pipe pipe-hittin' brothers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. "