"Service"

[West Texas]

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone'Service'
Cable TV'Service'
Civil'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service' ​

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to'Service' all his cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I am.

 

[Mic]

Get the lube out. Their "service" only seems to get "better" with time.

 

[West Texas]

I have a solution for the unemployment probelm we are facing in this country.

I believe that the IRS should have a local number that we can call when we are done with our tax return so that they could send the lady of our choose to our home to pick it up in person. At least THAT way we have a SHOT at getting a kiss after the "service" they provide....

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

Unfortunately, their service doesn't even include a courtesy "reach around."

I'm also suspicious of when they say we're getting a bonus. Sometimes that's true....we bend over and they bonus.

 

[Clockwork]

I'm also suspicious of when they say we're getting a bonus. Sometimes that's true....we bend over and they bonus.

I don't care who you are, thats funny right there.

 

[West Texas]

 

[cuate]

Bull service meaning applied to Governmental service, an apt description !

 

[Rum Runner]

Sometimes that's true....we bend over and they bonus.

I lear so much here... LOL!

 

[AcidFlashGordon]

I lear so much here... LOL!

That what we "old farts" are supposed to do...give out learnin'.