Sleepless in Washington

[AcidFlashGordon]

One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.

Barack asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Obama calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

Barack isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

"Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Obama pleads.

Abe replies, "Go see a play."

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Hell - NO!!!

The absolute LAST thing I'd aspire to make that excuse for a man is a martyr!

Shit.
I'd actually JUMP IN FRONT of a bullet aimed at him!

 

[Dawico]

Let him go down in history however the libs want to write it, but let him go.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Let him go down in history however the libs want to write it, but let him go.

Exactly.
Let his worthless ass fade into obscurity!

 

[Glockster69]

it won't fade.
Our great, great, grandkids and beyond will know of it

But still a funny joke

 

[majormadmax]

But still a funny joke

Agreed!

 

[OldCurlyWolf]

Hell - NO!!!

The absolute LAST thing I'd aspire to make that excuse for a man is a martyr!

Shit.
I'd actually JUMP IN FRONT of a bullet aimed at him!

Not only a martyr, but the violence that would follow would be horrendous. Every two bit "gangsta" would either be out killing everyone they see or looting everything they can or both. And that is just the minor stuff.

 

[itchin]

There are rumors that as soon as his approval goes into the 30's, Hillary is going to go for the Dem nomination. There is a good chance 0bummer will not even be on the ballot in 2012.

 

[Glockster69]

According to Gallup.com, it's at 39%. Of course that could change if I refreshed.

Btw, shouldn't this be in the 'Politics is gone' thread?