A couple has a dog that snores really loud.
Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the Vet to see if he can help.
The Vet tells her to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring.
“Yeah right!” was her reply. He tells her to just try it and she would be happy with the
results.
That evening after going to bed, the dog begins to snore, as usual. This keeps the wife
Awake and miserable.
Muttering to herself she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and carefully ties it around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed and immediately begins to snore very loud. This wakes her up.
The woman decides, maybe the ribbon trick will work on him as well. She goes to the closet and comes back with a blue ribbon and ties it around her husbands testicles. Amazingly it works on him as well.
Early the next morning the husband wakes up, needing to go to the bathroom really bad. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances down and sees the blue ribbon attached to his privates. As he walks back to the bedroom very confused, he sees the red ribbon around the dog’s testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, “I don’t know where we were or what we did last Night….but by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!”
Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the Vet to see if he can help.
The Vet tells her to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles, and he will stop snoring.
“Yeah right!” was her reply. He tells her to just try it and she would be happy with the
results.
That evening after going to bed, the dog begins to snore, as usual. This keeps the wife
Awake and miserable.
Muttering to herself she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and carefully ties it around the dog’s testicles. Sure enough the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed.
Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed and immediately begins to snore very loud. This wakes her up.
The woman decides, maybe the ribbon trick will work on him as well. She goes to the closet and comes back with a blue ribbon and ties it around her husbands testicles. Amazingly it works on him as well.
Early the next morning the husband wakes up, needing to go to the bathroom really bad. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances down and sees the blue ribbon attached to his privates. As he walks back to the bedroom very confused, he sees the red ribbon around the dog’s testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, “I don’t know where we were or what we did last Night….but by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!”
