Tell us something we don't know....

[Inspector43]

I just got home from our annual VVA Memorial Day recognition service. 48 of us members were there and a couple hundred family, friends and members of the local community. It was a very positive gathering. All service men and women in our community are welcomed home.

 

[BRD@66]

I just discovered that when I am harmonizing with Ray Davies, I am no longer able to sing the last line of verse of "Lola" (23 words!) without running out of breath.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I just discovered that when I am harmonizing with Ray Davies, I am no longer able to sing the last line of verse of "Lola" (23 words!) without running out of breath.

That's because it's 24 words....

 

[BRD@66]

Ahhh!

 

[Vaquero]

 

[Kar98]

I just discovered that the company I started to work at three weeks ago has no smoking, no dating co-workers and no firearms policies. Oh well, I wasn't gonna try and date anyone there anyway.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Sounds like the type of stuff which HR should have covered day 1...

 

[Kar98]

Sounds like the type of stuff which HR should have covered day 1...

There was a speech about harassment of racial and sexual nature, and how it's not tolerated etc., but "for a full list of policies, see the policy portal.", and I didn't wanna become noticed as the one who went searching for it. But an announcement of a similar subject came up today (if there's a violent intruder, hide, run or as a last resort, throw cotton balls at him), so that gave me occasion to look it up inconspicuously.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

We had to go through, read, and initial everything.

 

[baboon]

The company i worked for showed videos because most of the employees probably couldn't comprehend what they read.

 

[Dawico]

I just discovered that the company I started to work at three weeks ago has no smoking, no dating co-workers and no firearms policies. Oh well, I wasn't gonna try and date anyone there anyway.

And your thoughts on the other two policies?

 

[Charlie]

Work sucks! get old and retired and you can do whatever you feel like!

 

[Vaquero]

Work sucks! get old and retired and you can do whatever you feel like!

I plan to. Soon as my president fixes the insurance **** up of the previous elected asshole.

 

[Charlie]

We could certainly slow the aging process down
if it had to work its way through Congress.

- Will Rogers

 

[Charlie]

I plan to. Soon as my president fixes the insurance **** up of the previous elected *******.

Ain't going to happen!

 

[Vaquero]

Ain't going to happen!

Well then. I guess I'll keep on working and letting the company pay a shit ton of money for my insurance.

 

[Bozz10mm]

I just read today that Doctors in Texas are not allowed to dispense prescription meds directly to patients except for a 72 hour supply or samples they get from pharmaceutical companies. Unless, that is, the doctors work in a rural area more than 15 miles from a pharmacy. Out of 65,000 physicians in Texas, there are only 8 who fall into that category.

 

[Kar98]

And your thoughts on the other two policies?

 

[BRD@66]

Well then. I guess I'll keep on working and letting the company pay a shit ton of money for my insurance.

7+ more years. Hang in there bud.

 

[EZ-E]

Always screw your rat trap down or make sure it is anchored/secured.
Heard some ruffling above the garage attic Tuesday night, went & put a trap up there , went back next day & the trap was gone

and no im not searching through the insulation for it.