The Difference Between Conservatives and Liberals

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  1. paraordp12

    paraordp12 New Member

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    The Difference Between Conservatives and Liberals:

    If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

    If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

    If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

    If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

    If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, he sees himself as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

    If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a conservative doesn't like a certain talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants all religious expression to be silenced.

    If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.
     


  2. 308nato

    308nato TGT Addict

    Good post , that just about sums it up.
     
  3. ConnRadd

    ConnRadd Active Member

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    Good First Post...

    Welcome aboard, you should fit right in... :happy0001:
     
  4. Jemplayer

    Jemplayer Member

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    So true. I am the personification of many of those things.

    I don't agree with organized religion, but you will never hear me talk about it or cast scorn on those that do.

    I was out of work for 6 months this year, did I sit around and bitch and moan and wonder were my hand out was? No I bucked up and hit the street till I found another job. Hell man I didn't even apply for unemployment because I felt there were others out there worse off then I was.

    Part of the reason I work the job I do is because the health insurance is so good. I've never paid over $120 a month for insurance while working offshore. And if you know were to look you can get it for free.

    Now my cousin decided to be an actor and thinks we should provide for his health care. Can someone please explain to me how this is fair to anybody?

    Im routinely changing the channel on the TV or radio because I don't like what I am watching, and when I have kids I will block the content that I do not wish them to see. Not file complaints with the FCC about dropped F bombs and wardrobe malfunction.
     
  5. oldguy

    oldguy Well-Known

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    Conservatives have the best looking women perhaps that is the reason
    liberals are so angry.;)
     
  6. spence76

    spence76 New Member

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    +10
     
  7. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    Yep... Pretty much right on the money in my experience
     
  8. SapperMapper

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    Yep...yep...and, YEP!
     

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