George Strait rejects your rules.
The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat and the square of the hair.LOL Judging by the words, George is aware that in physics, artillery, fire hoses, and a pissing contest, it's the angle of the dangle that rules trajectory.
What's wrong with pissing in a 1 gallon (empty of course) fuel tank and emptying it as needed?
Seems simple, easy to me and what I do..
So you took the same class?The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat and the square of the hair.
That's why I really don't get the second picture. Just use the urinal right next to the toilet.