Tickets (joke)


Mar 16, 2009
Got this in an e-mail:

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 15 minutes.
When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.' He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.


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Mar 11, 2009
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