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  • GM.Chief

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    Got this in an e-mail:

    The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.. I went into the
    local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 15 minutes.
    When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
    I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
    annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'

    He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

    So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.' He finished the
    second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.
    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
    more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
    car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
    stickers that said, 'Obama '08.'

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

    The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
     

    navyguy

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    DFW Keller
    Gotta love. I wish I'd have done that...Thanks for the laugh. The way this week went, I needed that.
     

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