Tickets (joke)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by GM.Chief, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    Got this in an e-mail:

    The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.. I went into the
    local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 15 minutes.
    When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.
    I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?
    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
    annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'

    He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

    So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating NAZI.' He finished the
    second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
    Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a 'moron in blue'.
    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
    more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
    car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
    stickers that said, 'Obama '08.'

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

    The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
     


  2. DCortez

    DCortez TGT Addict

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    Hahahahaha!
     
  3. navyguy

    navyguy TGT Addict

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    Gotta love. I wish I'd have done that...Thanks for the laugh. The way this week went, I needed that.
     
  4. 308nato

    308nato TGT Addict

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. TxPhantom

    TxPhantom Active Member

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    Love it, love it, love it!!!!:happy0001:
     
  6. BOR

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    14 miles from the Gulf!
    Muhahahahahah
     
  7. Starker

    Starker Active Member

    :lolz: :happy0001:
     

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