Time to ban....

DirtyD

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Sep 20, 2008
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Spring
Electric toothbrushes. I am writing the first democratic cronie I can find. My daughter injured herself with her electric toothbrush tonight, poking herself in the roof of her mouth while brushing her teeth. The danger presented by these horrible devices is a clear threat to our youth. I ask why do we need these tools of dangerwhen we can just rely on a dentist to protect our teeth? We must enact strict regulation immediatley to make sure that the youth of today are safe from these dangerous tools....
 

Blue Dog

Member
Nov 28, 2008
56
16
Electric toothbrushes,Electric Treadmills,Electric Scooters,Electric Shavers,Electric Fireplaces,Electric Washers/Dryers and Electric Dishwashers are just for lazy people!
 

kingofwylietx

Well-Known
Feb 29, 2008
1,424
36
DFW area.....Wylie.
Don't get me started on the dangers of toothpicks and floss.

Vehicles are apparently quite a risk too.........we need to compose a list of dangerous items.

DirtyD, I hope your daughter will come out of this okay, we'll pray for her. I am organizing a candlelight vigil. hehehhe.
 

AnArmyofRon

Member
Jan 9, 2009
87
16
Granbury
See what society did for your daughter. She injured herself because "society" says she has to have white teeth. As if we all need to have white teeth. Clean white teeth are an insult to those poor individuals who can't afford fancy self brushing devices. I, too, will write my representative.
 

DeadFishEye

New Member
Oct 8, 2008
38
6
Electric toothbrushes,Electric Treadmills,Electric Scooters,Electric Shavers,Electric Fireplaces,Electric Washers/Dryers and Electric Dishwashers are just for lazy people!
Yea, while we're at it lets ban every electical device, cars, airplanes and trains etc... and join the Amish folk. Cause, "obviously" this are things for lazy people and are not neccesary. :rolleyes:
 

Saxet

Member
Mar 22, 2008
102
16
Pasadena, TX
When electric toothbrushes are banned only those with gingivitis will have electric toothbrushes.
FYI-do you know toothbrushes were invented in W Virginia? any other place and it would have been called a teethbrush
 

Blue Dog

Member
Nov 28, 2008
56
16
Yea, while we're at it lets ban every electical device, cars, airplanes and trains etc... and join the Amish folk. Cause, "obviously" this are things for lazy people and are not neccesary. :rolleyes:
Electric airplanes?
It's not so much people being lazy it's more about time management.
 

lonewolf23c

Active Member
Oct 2, 2008
552
16
Idaho
Hairdryers, curling irons, coffee (remember the McDonalds Lawsuit?)

I laugh at the things that people say need to be banned at schools, guns, knives, etc, are normal. But, hey what about pens, pencils, rulers, etc, those things can easily be used as a weapon. Power cords for computers can easily be used to strangle someone, and the list of dangerous objects in schools goes on and on.
 

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