Toilet paper hysteria!!!!

[MR Redneck]

School sues over "defective" toilet paper - KLTV 7 News Tyler, Longview, Jacksonville |

 

[TheDan]

Nice... next time I blow up my toilet I'm suing Charmin!

 

[London]

Good luck winning this one. What a waste of student money.

 

[MR Redneck]

I was thinking they had a budwiser party the night before.

 

[TrailDust]

Didn't they investigate to see if some of the students were dropping some unusually large loads? I mean, an hour after eating at Arby's and most people are running to violently evacuate their colons....

 

[San Antone RR]

This one gives frivolous a new low. WTH?!?

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Shitty story.

 

[M. Sage]

I think the toilets are the problem. Can't flush anything with these low-flush pieces of garbage we're forced to use these days.

Shitty story.

Win!

 

[MR Redneck]

I dont have those kind of crappers. I got me some old Manly stuff. When you flush em the ocean recede's.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

I dont have those kind of crappers. I got me some old Manly stuff. When you flush em the ocean recede's.

You know you just opened yourself up for a bunch of "We always knew you were full of shit" comments, right?

 

[LilIrishTemper]

Shitty story.

Damn it, beat me to it. Bahaha!

 

[Wolfwood]

Didn't they investigate to see if some of the students were dropping some unusually large loads? I mean, an hour after eating at Arby's and most people are running to violently evacuate their colons....

jsut happened to me...

got their extra big assed roastbeef chedder sandwich...

havev taken liek 4 shits in since 11 pm.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

jsut happened to me...

got their extra big assed roastbeef chedder sandwich...

havev taken liek 4 shits in since 11 pm.

Thanks for informing us of your bowel schedule for today. Our lives are now complete.

 

[TrailDust]

jsut happened to me...

got their extra big assed roastbeef chedder sandwich...

havev taken liek 4 shits in since 11 pm.

Sounds familiar. I stopped eating at Arby's thirty years ago. The food looks good, smells great, but too often they scrape the bottom of the barrel on employees and food poisoning is the customers' reward. That's my opinion anyway. Hope you feel better, man!