Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut

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  1. TxEMTP69

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    Top 10 Signs You're A Gun Nut

    10. You strip all the paint off your car and refinish it with cold blue
    9. You see TV footage of the war in Bosnia and wish you were there to pick up the brass.
    8. You understand Smith & Wesson's model numbers
    7. Watching "The Lion King" gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro Express.
    6. You have your own BATF agent. (Mounted on your mantel.)
    5. Your children are named "Ogive" and "Meplat."
    4. You wish you could buy "The Blue Book of Gun Values" in hardcover.
    3. You wonder what size rings you would need to mount the Hubble Space Telescope on a varmint rifle.
    2. The checkering pattern of your favorite 1911 is permanently impressed in your palm

    And The Number One Sign You're A Gun Nut:
    1. Seeing Bill Clinton's picture automatically sends you into Condition Orange!

    bit old (Clintoon days)
     


  2. dee

    dee Well-Known

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    Love number 7
     
  3. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    Lmao
     
  4. DCortez

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    +1 :rofl:
     

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