>
> When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats,
> please give them this list. They can then pick a reason .
>
> 10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
> a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
> gas at 15% isn't.
>
> 9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
> job of spending the money I earn than I would.
>
> 8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
> is offended by it.
>
> 7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
> I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
> and thieves.
>
> 6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
> it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
> in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
>
> 5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
> millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
> inmates alive.
>
> 4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
> health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
>
> 3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
> allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
> the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see
> fit.
>
> 2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
> the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
> get their agendas past the voters.
>
> 1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *** that
> it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
> When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats,
> please give them this list. They can then pick a reason .
>
> 10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
> a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
> gas at 15% isn't.
>
> 9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
> job of spending the money I earn than I would.
>
> 8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
> is offended by it.
>
> 7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
> I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
> and thieves.
>
> 6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
> it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away
> in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
>
> 5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
> millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
> inmates alive.
>
> 4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
> health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
>
> 3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
> allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
> the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see
> fit.
>
> 2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
> the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
> get their agendas past the voters.
>
> 1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my *** that
> it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
