Topless day Crystal Beach

[Captain]

Anyone going may 17th? Topless jeeps that is.




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[itchin]

Lol. I was expecting tits.

 

[Captain]

Probably will be, it is a Texas beach.



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[itchin]

True. I'm currently jeepless or I'd try to make it. Hard top on and AC blasting lol.

It sucks not having a jeep. I told my wife last night I have to snag up one last 4.0 tj or lj and keep this one forever. Every time I pull up next to a nice rig I instantly get jeep envy.

 

[Captain]

LOL



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[Jon Payne]

I may have to do this.


The two most dangerous places in today's world:
1.) a gun free zone
2.) your comfort zone

 

[Captain]

I may have to do this.


The two most dangerous places in today's world:
1.) a gun free zone
2.) your comfort zone

Let me know, we can go down together. I going to camp on the beach.



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[Younggun]

-10 Internet points for misleading thread title.

 

[majormadmax]

Jeep Nation

 

[baboon]

One of the beer wenches that use to work for me lives down on Crystal Beach. Thought she would sit out hurricane Ike in her beach house. Needless to say the Coast Guard had to rescue her.

She's always had standing invites for people to come down & visit. The old man who plats Shakespeare took her up on it. He said that there was all these 50+ year old sunbathing women on her deck lounging around naked. Said it look like a bunch of bad leather.

 

[Das Jared]

One of the beer wenches that use to work for me lives down on Crystal Beach. Thought she would sit out hurricane Ike in her beach house. Needless to say the Coast Guard had to rescue her.

She's always had standing invites for people to come down & visit. The old man who plats Shakespeare took her up on it. He said that there was all these 50+ year old sunbathing women on her deck lounging around naked. Said it look like a bunch of bad leather.

HAHAHAHAHA

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[PhulesAu]

DAMMIT pass the eye bleach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cbigclarke]

Ahhh...you got address

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[baboon]

Ahhh...you got address

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Not no, but HELL NO ! She shouldn't be hard to find, just look for blind & puking seagulls.

 

[BG1960]

There used to be a section of beach north of High Island that was a nudist beach. Good Lord that was a nightmare. Always amazed me, Federal Game Wardens would bust us for driving a 1000# side by sides on the beach, but some old perve parading around with his dick flapping in the wind was just fine.

 

[cbigclarke]

As long as it's flappy I'm alright wit it

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[Shotgun Jeremy]

I went to a nude beach in San Diego. Why the **** were 90% of the people there middle aged dudes with nothing but a shirt on? I went back one more time just to make sure I didn't catch it on a bad day-I saw one naked chick playing volley ball. Rest of the team-dudes. Haven't been to a nude beach since.

 

[cbigclarke]

And you thought you were going to meet the love of your life there..hahaha. Jokes on you

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[Vaquero]

Hippie hollow. Cool in the seventies. Clientèle never changed. Sick shit now.

 

[baboon]

Hippie hollow. Cool in the seventies. Clientèle never changed. Sick shit now.

Many years ago the wife & I went to Austin for a pro CHL rally. As we were headed for dinner the sun was setting & she wanted a picture of it.

As luck would have it we ended up pulling into Hippy Hollow. Butt naked man thought she wanted his picture. I had to tell in to STFU. I ended up throwing a rock @ him. I think I ruined his buzz.