Trespassing POS MF'R (I'm trying to be nice) Let's Catch This Bastard!

[boomgoesthedynamite]

You should have these made as signs and place them by all of the "No Trespassing" and "No Hunting" signs. That should be enough to discourage anyone from EVER doing it again.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

who the hell does that to a dually

s hhhhhhhhhh but white people do.

 

[Jakashh]

shit you're right!

 

[TXARGUY]

You should have these made as signs and place them by all of the "No Trespassing" and "No Hunting" signs. That should be enough to discourage anyone from EVER doing it again.
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Haha, I had forgotten about that. I gotta keep up with my Twitter.

 

[Jakashh]

Is there a law against planting fake but clearly visible mines on the property and posting a danger sign?

 

[Mike1234567]

Is there a law against planting fake but clearly visible mines on the property and posting a danger sign?

Only if a trespasser trips over one and sprains his ankle... lawsuit.

 

[Jakashh]

Damn torts...

 

[London]

Is there a law against planting fake but clearly visible mines on the property and posting a danger sign?

I don't know, but surely it's not going to make things easier for you if the police or fire dept. enter your property.

When the day comes that I finally own a few acres I'm just going to keep bees with lots of signs that say something like, "Danger! Killer bee research facility! Keep out!" If I see someone trespassing it would be great fun to shoot the bee boxes with a few beanbag rounds.

 

[Sushi]

After reading all 25 pages on this thread, I think I'm going to get along just fine with you gentlemen.

 

[Acera]

Is there a law against planting fake but clearly visible mines on the property and posting a danger sign?

I think the answer is yes.


http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/htm/PE.46.htm

PENAL CODE

TITLE 10. OFFENSES AGAINST PUBLIC HEALTH, SAFETY, AND MORALS

CHAPTER 46. WEAPONS

Sec. 46.01. DEFINITIONS. In this chapter:


(13) "Hoax bomb" means a device that:

(A) reasonably appears to be an explosive or incendiary device; or
(B) by its design causes alarm or reaction of any type by an official of a public safety agency or a volunteer agency organized to deal with emergencies.

 

[robertc1024]

After reading all 25 pages on this thread, I think I'm going to get along just fine with you gentlemen.

Don't forget the womenz - all of the ones I've met on here are +1 too.

 

[Glockster69]

Update is coming.

ETA?

 

[orbitup]

 

[Jakashh]

I think the answer is yes.


http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/htm/PE.46.htm

Heh

 

[vmax]

here is a sneak peek on the update

 

[TXARGUY]

here is a sneak peek on the update

This man knows things.

 

[mitchntx]

Spell check must've been disabled on that mobile device.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

here is a sneak peek on the update

Recalculating....

 

[austinbirdnut]

Checking Dikshunery......

 

[BIGPAPIGREG]

This thread made me late for work ..........HAAAAAAA!!! Couldn't stop reading it

Hope they get what's coming to them