TRN- Ultimate Post Whore to end all Post Whores!

[lalonguecarabine]

So, tonight Texas Redneck hit the 5000 mark on our NSFW Post Whore thread!

What should we get him, in honor of this glorious achievement? Looking for ideas here:

DISCLAIMER:
This isn't a serious request at all. Think of it as more of a "roast" thread.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

...also, I'm seriously watching my ass the next time I'm in New Braunfels!

 

[Texas1911]

Get him a guide on how to post like a true champ.

 

[fuelfather]

A 20ft U-Haul full of nothing but old 8 tracks. I think he still has a player for them in his truck.

 

[kyletxria1911a1]

Long winded isnt heGrats trn

 

[majormadmax]

Some serious psychiatric attention would be called for!

 

[TexasRedneck]

Get him a guide on how to post like a true champ.

Why - ya wanna borry it?

 

[TexasRedneck]

A 20ft U-Haul full of nothing but old 8 tracks. I think he still has a player for them in his truck.

Uh-huh.....there's another that ain't gonna git ta play with the new toy.....

 

[TexasRedneck]

Long winded isnt heGrats trn

Actually, I was quite succinct in my posts....

 

[TexasRedneck]

Some serious psychiatric attention would be called for!

True - perfection such as I represent is a delicate balancing act, and often comes at a price of challenges to your sanity as you observe the Ugly People surrounding you.....

 

[Wolfwood]

speaking of post count, when the hell did i surpass you? i dont remember it happening...

 

[TexasRedneck]

speaking of post count, when the hell did i surpass you? i dont remember it happening...

Back when you were single, an' didn't have anything else to do at night......

 

[Rum Runner]

He now has almost as many posts as guns

 

[fuelfather]

He isn't even clise to that count yet.

 

[Mexican_Hippie]

He isn't even clise to that count yet.

He's obviously one of those "hoarders." Since I'm such a nice guy I will offer to take some off his hands to help him deal with his addiction.

 

[Rum Runner]

Here's my question. If he just got to 5k, how come his post count shows 5561 atm? Do you get like a bonus 550 posts when you hit 5k or does TRN have problems counting or reading?

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Here's my question. If he just got to 5k, how come his post count shows 5561 atm? Do you get like a bonus 550 posts when you hit 5k or does TRN have problems counting or reading?

He did the five thousandth post of the NSFW Post Whore thread!
Honestly - try to run more of that rum and drink less of it!

 

[lalonguecarabine]

Back when you were single, an' didn't have anything else to do at night......

 

[lalonguecarabine]

One of the reasons why I love TRN: He's a great sport, and gives as good as he gets!

 

[TxDad]

One of the reasons why I love TRN: He's a great sport, and gives as good as he gets!

Look for this one in the other thread lol