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pvtsnowball82
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Yeah, y'all can be a tad trigger-happy sometimes. One of my buddies unwittingly made the mistake of posting on TGT on a new acct. without introducing himself. Ended up having to go to an admin to get his name cleared.
Feel your way with a bayonet?
Same thing.
If they a truly a lib troll using honest fact based answers is proven to cause their head to explode.
The primitive left frontal lobe of their brain is primarily reserved for creating imaginative statements while the right frontal lobe absorbs, stores, and regurgitates information received via the liberal vocal language know and bulchitinlies. I takes a large amount of mental capacity to handle this process do to the constant changes in what they consider truth and therefore constantly having to throw out and insert new bulchitinlies.
This is very taxing on the libtroll brain as it is plagued by very limited mental capacity which has already reserved a large percentage of it processing power to manufacturing original bulchitinlies in the previously mentioned left frontal lobe. The rest of the libtroll brain appear to be mostly dormant however scientists have recently found evidence that these portions become intensely active at times that blame needs to be shifted which explains why they are so adept at not taking responsibility for anything they do.
The Libtrol brain has no resources for processing fact based information. Introducing this type of information seems to cause intense irritation and a sharp increase in blood pressure. The right frontal lobe will become very active as it attempts to process factual information but because it has lost it's ability to process anything outside of the previously mentioned liberal language it will go in to a mode of self preservation.
It will first attempt to purge this fact based information by expelling large amounts of previously stored bulchitinlies. At this point the Libtroll will feel a sense of pride, you can take advantage of this by quickly giving another dose of fact based information. This fresh influx will cause a new bout of irritation generally more intense than the first, in some cases nose bleeds may accur. As a last ditch effort of self preservation the left frontal lobe will begin manufacturing fresh bulchitinlies at an alarmingly high rate to be combined with whatever stores of bulchitinlies remain in the right frontal lobe, in some cases the libtroll will even resort to re-using already dis-proven bulchitinlies. At this point, continue to counter with fact based information and if possible use graphs or charts as these are very difficult for the libtroll to block using the "LALALALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU" defense.
After a short time the libtroll will be forced to retreat or the combination of rising blood pressure and the intense pressure building in the large voids of the libtroll cranial cavity(due to excess heat given off by the overtaxed primitive brain) will cause it's head to explode.
Do not take them lightly as they have been known to burrow under the skin at which point they can cause non life threatening yet intense irritation.
The primitive left frontal lobe of their brain is primarily reserved for creating imaginative statements while the right frontal lobe absorbs, stores, and regurgitates information received via the liberal vocal language know and bulchitinlies. I takes a large amount of mental capacity to handle this process do to the constant changes in what they consider truth and therefore constantly having to throw out and insert new bulchitinlies.
This is very taxing on the libtroll brain as it is plagued by very limited mental capacity which has already reserved a large percentage of it processing power to manufacturing original bulchitinlies in the previously mentioned left frontal lobe. The rest of the libtroll brain appear to be mostly dormant however scientists have recently found evidence that these portions become intensely active at times that blame needs to be shifted which explains why they are so adept at not taking responsibility for anything they do.
The Libtrol brain has no resources for processing fact based information. Introducing this type of information seems to cause intense irritation and a sharp increase in blood pressure. The right frontal lobe will become very active as it attempts to process factual information but because it has lost it's ability to process anything outside of the previously mentioned liberal language it will go in to a mode of self preservation.
It will first attempt to purge this fact based information by expelling large amounts of previously stored bulchitinlies. At this point the Libtroll will feel a sense of pride, you can take advantage of this by quickly giving another dose of fact based information. This fresh influx will cause a new bout of irritation generally more intense than the first, in some cases nose bleeds may accur. As a last ditch effort of self preservation the left frontal lobe will begin manufacturing fresh bulchitinlies at an alarmingly high rate to be combined with whatever stores of bulchitinlies remain in the right frontal lobe, in some cases the libtroll will even resort to re-using already dis-proven bulchitinlies. At this point, continue to counter with fact based information and if possible use graphs or charts as these are very difficult for the libtroll to block using the "LALALALALALALA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU" defense.
After a short time the libtroll will be forced to retreat or the combination of rising blood pressure and the intense pressure building in the large voids of the libtroll cranial cavity(due to excess heat given off by the overtaxed primitive brain) will cause it's head to explode.
Do not take them lightly as they have been known to burrow under the skin at which point they can cause non life threatening yet intense irritation.
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