Trousers!!!!!!!!! ?

[BillM]

Who the hell measures zipper lengths anyway

Mike Potts

 

[benenglish]

I don't have that problem in a kilt...

Good point.

 

[Grumps21]

If he's sporting over 6" of DIAMETER, this gent has a fortune to make in the porn industry

If so, keep in mind the name “Magic Johnson” is already taken.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Don't any of you recognize him?

He's Ron Jeremy's gay brother.

 

[benenglish]

If he's sporting over 6" of DIAMETER, this gent has a fortune to make in the porn industry.

If so, I can put him in touch with a girl who has been looking for that. I interviewed her for a magazine article once and she described the perfect appendage as "Two of those round Morton salt boxes on top of each other."

To tell the truth, I was a little taken aback. She was a petite little thing but, hey, at least she knew what she wanted.

 

[TX oddball]

Must be a Brit.

 

[busykngt]

 

[seeker_two]

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[BillM]

Man turns Englishman into Scotsman.

 

[RoadRunner]

Trousers? You ain't from around here are you?

 

[leVieux]

Who in Texas wears anything but Wranglers?

>

My last 6 pair of WRANGLERS do so have that same problem, teeny-tiny zippers !

And, at my age, everything has shrunk. . . . . .

leVieux
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[seeker_two]

Who in Texas wears anything but Wranglers?

Even my trousers are Wranglers.....

https://www.wrangler.com/shop/wrangler-riggs-workwear-technician-pant-3W045.html

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[bbbass]

If so, I can put him in touch with a girl who has been looking for that. I interviewed her for a magazine article once and she described the perfect appendage as "Two of those round Morton salt boxes on top of each other."

To tell the truth, I was a little taken aback. She was a petite little thing but, hey, at least she knew what she wanted.

Coulda been my ex-wife.... but she wasn't petite in the least.

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My last 6 pair of WRANGLERS do so have that same problem, teeny-tiny zippers !

And, at my age, everything has shrunk. . . . . .

leVieux
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Ditto on both counts.

When I pull down to do my biz, I gotta pull the pants down several inches, and then I forget to pull them back up. Then I be all Detroit/Chicago for the rest of the day.

 

[TX oddball]

And, at my age, everything has shrunk. . . . . .

 

[FireInTheWire]

Who the hell pisses without undoing the button?

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

Some people will complain about anything. And others will get on the band wagon.

 

[AZ Refugee]

What round for trousers?

 

[1911'S 4 Me]

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[ZX9RCAM]

Who the hell pisses without undoing the button?

I never did, until I started carrying.

 

[leVieux]

Who the hell pisses without undoing the button?

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If I undid the button, I'd have a load of armaments on the floor. That stuff is HEAVY !

leVieux
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