True story about a Cowboy and Indian

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  1. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    While out riding on his horse one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding
    on his horse, with a dog and a sheep running along side of him, and
    began a conversation with the native. ​
    "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" ​
    The Indian... "Dog no talk.
    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how you doin'?" ​
    Dog: "Doin' all right, thanks." ​
    Indian: Look of shock and disbelief.
    Cowboy: "Is this man your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Dog: "Yep" ​
    >Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" ​
    Dog: "Real good. Walks me twice a day, feeds me good food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." ​
    Cowboy: "Okay if I talk to your horse?" ​
    Indian: "Horse no talk." ​
    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" ​
    Horse: "Cool." ​
    Indian: Extreme look of shock and total disbelief. ​
    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?", again pointing at the Indian. ​
    Horse: "Yep, sure is" ​
    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" ​
    Horse: "Pretty good, and thank you for asking. He rides me regularly, ​
    brushes me down everyday, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." ​
    Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
    Cowboy: "Okay with you if I talk to your sheep?" ​

    Indian: "No. Sheep big liar."
     


  2. Big country

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    :lolz::lolz::lolz: Me thinks Indian big liar!
     
  3. DCortez

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    Hahaha
     
  4. GM.Chief

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    Lmao
     
  5. TxPhantom

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    Nice!! I think I'll steal it.:devil:
     

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