True story about a Cowboy and Indian

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While out riding on his horse one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding
on his horse, with a dog and a sheep running along side of him, and
began a conversation with the native.​
"Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"​
The Indian... "Dog no talk.
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how you doin'?"​
Dog: "Doin' all right, thanks."​
Indian: Look of shock and disbelief.
Cowboy: "Is this man your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Dog: "Yep"​
>Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"​
Dog: "Real good. Walks me twice a day, feeds me good food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."​
Cowboy: "Okay if I talk to your horse?"​
Indian: "Horse no talk."​
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"​
Horse: "Cool."​
Indian: Extreme look of shock and total disbelief.​
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?", again pointing at the Indian.​
Horse: "Yep, sure is"​
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"​
Horse: "Pretty good, and thank you for asking. He rides me regularly,​
brushes me down everyday, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."​
Indian: Total look of utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Okay with you if I talk to your sheep?"​

Indian: "No. Sheep big liar."
 

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