While out riding on his horse one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding on his horse, with a dog and a sheep running along side of him, and began a conversation with the native. "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" The Indian... "Dog no talk. Cowboy: "Hey dog, how you doin'?" Dog: "Doin' all right, thanks." Indian: Look of shock and disbelief. Cowboy: "Is this man your owner?" pointing at the Indian. Dog: "Yep" >Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. Walks me twice a day, feeds me good food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Cowboy: "Okay if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: Extreme look of shock and total disbelief. Cowboy: "Is this your owner?", again pointing at the Indian. Horse: "Yep, sure is" Cowboy: "How's he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, and thank you for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down everyday, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." Indian: Total look of utter amazement. Cowboy: "Okay with you if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "No. Sheep big liar."