Urgent News on China!!!

[gdr_11]

Authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises! This means that many Chinese men will not be able to achieve and sustain the kind of erection that would make a donkey blush. Not sure if the beavers or the Chinese women got the worse end of this deal.

https://naijatell.com/odd/chinese-authorities-seize-12-tons-of-beaver-penises-smuggled-from-canada/

 

[MTA]

Probably wouldnt have all those plagues if they werent sucking on beaver peckers

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Must be a joke site....

 

[digger]

UUH, thats what I said when I heard about the train derailment hauling chicken feet headed for China.....well you know how that turned out!!!

 

[pronstar]

Is it one gigantic 12-ton beaver dick, or 24,000 1-pounders? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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[Surplus Guy]

Authorities seize 12 tons of beaver penises! This means that many Chinese men will not be able to achieve and sustain the kind of erection that would make a donkey blush. Not sure if the beavers or the Chinese women got the worse end of this deal.

https://naijatell.com/odd/chinese-authorities-seize-12-tons-of-beaver-penises-smuggled-from-canada/

When I read your title I thought it was a joke at first. We ought to send em some Mountain Oysters after the Fat Stock Show.

 

[baboon]

Can't make proper moonshine without a raccoon penis bone!