Good evening, folks. It's laundry night, so y'all know what that means.
Anyways, like most mindless Americans, I like to waste time playing Angry Birds (taking a shit, sitting in the lobby, etc.). So here lies my dilemma: I get caught up playing Angry Birds and sometimes my beer gets warm while I'm waiting on laundry. I needed a way to obtain my retard-level entertainment and finish my beer in a timely manner.
Alas! I have thought up a solution: the Angry Birds Drinking Game!
Rules:
Restart the level- 1 drink
Finish the level- 1 drink per star
Get a Golden Egg- reward yourself with a nice chug
Cheers
Franz
Anyways, like most mindless Americans, I like to waste time playing Angry Birds (taking a shit, sitting in the lobby, etc.). So here lies my dilemma: I get caught up playing Angry Birds and sometimes my beer gets warm while I'm waiting on laundry. I needed a way to obtain my retard-level entertainment and finish my beer in a timely manner.
Alas! I have thought up a solution: the Angry Birds Drinking Game!
Rules:
Restart the level- 1 drink
Finish the level- 1 drink per star
Get a Golden Egg- reward yourself with a nice chug
Cheers
Franz
