2 ply toilet paper, a wire coat hanger, talcum powder, a can of water based black spray paint, and a Taco Bell burrito.
Penelope Cruz
Winchester 1873 - .44mag - 20" barrel
S&W model 29
Barrett M82
Gameboy Color w/ pokemon blue
Obama, Biden, Reid, Pelosi and Feinstein.
They're not scared of "history" and they seem to have all the answers for dealing with blood thirsty maniacs. I figure by the end of day two the dinos would all be de-toothed, de-clawed and sitting around a campfire singing Kumbaya.
Of course if that fails I can always eat them for food, make weapons from their bones, or use them as diversions to get away from dinosaurs.