Well, that didn't take long ... Epstein Dead

[diesel1959]

While on suicide watch.

No one saw a thing.

Actually, he was no longer on suicide watch--according to that Fox News report linked in the OP.

 

[diesel1959]

So, what's the running total up to now?...

Nobody runs from the Clintons. Nobody.

 

[BRD@66]

Nobody runs from the Clintons. Nobody.

You'd just die tired if you did.

 

[Inspector43]

Make me glad that I don't know the Clintons.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Hilary put on the ballot at the DNC Convention.

 

[diesel1959]

You'd just die tired if you did.

Goldurn'd if that boy din't wake up dead!

 

[oldag]

Trump is accused of thinking "He's above the law", but where does that put the Clintons?

Dunno about the Clintons, but it puts anyone who can testify against them "under" - as in six foot under.

 

[vmax]

 

[Kar98]

Hillary's utter surprise when she learned of Epstein's "suicide":

 

[SQLGeek]

His body was immediately buried at sea.

Heh. Nice reference. Had to do it by sundown ya know.

 

[pronstar]

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

 

[SA_Steve]

The biggest question for me is: "Why does this super smart guy return to the U.S. ?"

 

[candcallen]

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Wrong tv show.

 

[AustinN4]

The biggest question for me is: "Why does this super smart guy return to the U.S. ?"

Maybe not so smart, ya think?

 

[gdr_11]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

 

[roadkill]

 

[roadkill]

 

[Davetex]

Somebody edited Wiki

 

[Davetex]

Mix up at the morgue, he's already been cremated.

The guard assigned to him, won't see Monday morning.

 

[SQLGeek]

View attachment 180988

Somebody edited Wiki

Heh the edit history on that entry is wild.

 

[Texasjack]

Risky things that can result in an early death:
1. Smoking
2. Driving while drunk
3. Knowing dirt about a Clinton
4. Joining the Taliban
5. Juggling nitroglycerin
6. Skydiving
...