What does your tinfoil hat look like?

[steve-o]

There have been many tinfoil hat worthy discussions lately, so how about we share what we wear while scouring the interwebs.


Since it's baseball season, I'll start with this.

 

[inceptor]

Being a ham radio operator, I thought this would be fitting.

 

[Acesn8's]

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Being a ham radio operator, I thought this would be fitting.

Your hat looks more klannish than conspiratorial

 

[orbitup]

I had a good laugh at the title. Thanks.

Probably sent from the throne.

 

[Charlie]

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Being a ham radio operator, I thought this would be fitting.

At one of the field days I (n5esj) attended long ago one of my friends had an aluminum hardhat with a 440 quarter wave antenna mounted on the top dead center. Worked very well as a ground plane.

 

[inceptor]

At one of the field days I (n5esj) attended long ago one of my friends had an aluminum hardhat with a 440 quarter wave antenna mounted on the top dead center. Worked very well as a ground plane.

I'll bet your friend had a radiant personality.

 

[Acera]

All those pictured above are imposters. Not a tin foil one among them. Most substitute easy to find aluminum foil and call it tin foil. Ignorant cheap fools! Do your research, take the hard road and actually find real Tin foil. Not easy, as with most good things, but it can be done. The performance difference is remarkable. Using Aluminum in place of Tin in making your hat is like putting a Barska scope on a fine, handcrafted, Holland & Holland rifle. It just ain't right, and will fail you when you need it most.

 

[M. Sage]

A lot like a MICH.

 

[Glockster69]

All those pictured above are imposters. Not a tin foil one among them. Most substitute easy to find aluminum foil and call it tin foil. Ignorant cheap fools! Do your research, take the hard road and actually find real Tin foil. Not easy, as with most good things, but it can be done. The performance difference is remarkable. Using Aluminum in place of Tin in making your hat is like putting a Barska scope on a fine, handcrafted, Holland & Holland rifle. It just ain't right, and will fail you when you need it most.

Well that was about a crap ton of hot air yet no TIN FOIL hat!

lol

 

[rsayloriii]

lol


Is it true a tin foil hat can protect us from violations of our individual rights? - Yahoo! Answers

 

[orbitup]

All those pictured above are imposters. Not a tin foil one among them. Most substitute easy to find aluminum foil and call it tin foil. Ignorant cheap fools! Do your research, take the hard road and actually find real Tin foil. Not easy, as with most good things, but it can be done. The performance difference is remarkable. Using Aluminum in place of Tin in making your hat is like putting a Barska scope on a fine, handcrafted, Holland & Holland rifle. It just ain't right, and will fail you when you need it most.

Post of the day!

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[Jakashh]

All those pictured above are imposters. Not a tin foil one among them. Most substitute easy to find aluminum foil and call it tin foil. Ignorant cheap fools! Do your research, take the hard road and actually find real Tin foil. Not easy, as with most good things, but it can be done. The performance difference is remarkable. Using Aluminum in place of Tin in making your hat is like putting a Barska scope on a fine, handcrafted, Holland & Holland rifle. It just ain't right, and will fail you when you need it most.

Who said that anyone here's heads are H&H material lol. Putting tin foil on some of our domes would be like putting a nightforce scope on a cricket .22 LR

 

[Acera]

Well that was about a crap ton of hot air yet no TIN FOIL hat!

lol

You really don't get it do you???

You have to remember that anything we post is automagically recorded, tracked, analyzed and stored for future ill deeds by the man. The idea of giving him the design parameters and specifications would allow them to quickly develop methods to defeat my armor. So no pictures!!

However, I will give you clues about it, the device is constantly being upgraded to counter new intrusion methods on a regular basis.

We ( I use the word we so you don't think it's just me that is crazy) started with the design pictured below from the 1960s. After being in the army, I learned a bit about Chobham armor and how composites, especially those that use ceramics, can be useful. The density of the material used in the initial design made it heavier than all of us wanted so an extra layer of pure Tin layered with Ub 120 was substituted for the heaver materials. This cut the weight down significantly, but raised the cost. The layers were placed around a Faraday cage made of a quadruple strand wire composed Rhodium, Silver, Copper and Titanium.

The original design had RCA jacks (boogying down to a reel-to-reel in your backpack was a bitch and made you stand out a bit more in a crowd) but those were soon replaced with the smaller ones used on the Sony Walkmans which we rocked to for a decade or so. Bluetooth technology along with RFID chip disruption capabilities was integrated in the helmet in the late 90's. Soon dropped the Bluetooth thing as random printers we walked by seemed to unexpectedly print pornographic images of our 'D' cup lesbian midgets vs.alien fantasies, which proved embarrassing at work and church.

We sank a lot of money into the instrument when the promise of Nintendo Wii came about, but that proved to be a complete failure and was soon ditched that as the world suddenly no longer appeared scarey and all the guns were soft and less threatening. However the heads up display we installed then is still proving remarkably robust.

With Google Glass, we are facing another challenge and soon the possibility of stealth exterior coating technology will render the hat itself completely invisible. We've field tested a new one with an unsuspecting G-Glass wearer who freaked out at the sight of just a pair of eyes, nose and a mouth on top of a body looking at him. Getting the sapphire glass front lens to disappear along with the rest of the helmet is proving challenging.

Rest assured the design is cutting edge...........speaking of which, the cutting edges can be eliminated by the select application of real Corinthian leather salvaged from a 1970s Chrysler Cordoba.

This should get you going on your own design, without giving away any real secrets that could prove beneficial to the man and his efforts to turn me and mine into mindless sheep. Remember, not saying we integrated this also---just noting, that Chemtrails are still a threat and measures can be taken in your cranial protective lid to mitigate that threat also.


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[Glockster69]

tl/dr

 

[lalonguecarabine]

You really don't get it do you???

You have to remember that anything we post is automagically recorded, tracked, analyzed and stored for future ill deeds by the man. The idea of giving him the design parameters and specifications would allow them to quickly develop methods to defeat my armor. So no pictures!!

However, I will give you clues about it, the device is constantly being upgraded to counter new intrusion methods on a regular basis.

We ( I use the word we so you don't think it's just me that is crazy) started with the design pictured below from the 1960s. After being in the army, I learned a bit about Chobham armor and how composites, especially those that use ceramics, can be useful. The density of the material used in the initial design made it heavier than all of us wanted so an extra layer of pure Tin layered with Ub 120 was substituted for the heaver materials. This cut the weight down significantly, but raised the cost. The layers were placed around a Faraday cage made of a quadruple strand wire composed Rhodium, Silver, Copper and Titanium.

The original design had RCA jacks (boogying down to a reel-to-reel in your backpack was a bitch and made you stand out a bit more in a crowd) but those were soon replaced with the smaller ones used on the Sony Walkmans which we rocked to for a decade or so. Bluetooth technology along with RFID chip disruption capabilities was integrated in the helmet in the late 90's. Soon dropped the Bluetooth thing as random printers we walked by seemed to unexpectedly print pornographic images of our 'D' cup lesbian midgets vs.alien fantasies, which proved embarrassing at work and church.

We sank a lot of money into the instrument when the promise of Nintendo Wii came about, but that proved to be a complete failure and was soon ditched that as the world suddenly no longer appeared scarey and all the guns were soft and less threatening. However the heads up display we installed then is still proving remarkably robust.

With Google Glass, we are facing another challenge and soon the possibility of stealth exterior coating technology will render the hat itself completely invisible. We've field tested a new one with an unsuspecting G-Glass wearer who freaked out at the sight of just a pair of eyes, nose and a mouth on top of a body looking at him. Getting the sapphire glass front lens to disappear along with the rest of the helmet is proving challenging.

Rest assured the design is cutting edge...........speaking of which, the cutting edges can be eliminated by the select application of real Corinthian leather salvaged from a 1970s Chrysler Cordoba.

This should get you going on your own design, without giving away any real secrets that could prove beneficial to the man and his efforts to turn me and mine into mindless sheep. Remember, not saying we integrated this also---just noting, that Chemtrails are still a threat and measures can be taken in your cranial protective lid to mitigate that threat also.


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How on earth did you get the helmet down so small?
"We" did all that in my "area" too, and this is the smallest we could get the helmet!:

 

[Acesn8's]

Well perhaps it is for the other head.

 

[matefrio]

Aluminum foil and tin foil are for armatures. I've used this for years....

Lead Foil

 

[Acera]

How on earth did you get the helmet down so small?
"We" did all that in my "area" too, and this is the smallest we could get the helmet!:

Not trying to be politically and/or culturally insensitive, but you obviously don't have any folks of Texas heritage (as in View attachment 21581 working on your team.) You guys are not still using vacuum tubes are you???

Plus, you test dummy seems to be a Rick Moranis clone, a known midget...........errr little person. As we know being on liberal infused Hollywood film adds a few pounds and a few feet to one's height. How else would Tom Cruise become an action hero?? Put that on a real sized man and see how he fills it out.

tl/dr

Did not, or could not understand????

 

[IXLR8]

Ballistic rated tinfoil is hard to find....

 

[cbigclarke]

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