Who is DirtyD????

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MadMo44Mag, Aug 15, 2009.

  1. MadMo44Mag

    MadMo44Mag TGT Addict

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    Dirty D is not who we think he is.

    Being one hell of a poster and always 1st to welcome the new members and if not 1st well then 2nd.


    Well the other day when that post was running about top poster and we were all talking smack for the most part I got to thinking.

    I said self. That way I was insured to have an intelligent conversation.



    I said sell Dirty D ain’t who we think he is. He’s an imposter, or he’s a right wing plant are just maybe DHS!!!! Hmmmmmmmmm; I said to myself?????

    I said self; D a pretty good ol’boy I just can’t seem to see him that way. I strangely agreed with myself!


    So off to the DPS sight to check on my CHL – hell NO!!! 165 days and no G-Dam plastic!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!:mad:


    So I came back to the forum and that’s when it hit me.:mad0079:

    DirtyD train's the monkeys that process your Texas concealed handgun licenses!:mad0079:


    That explains how he can submit videos time stamped the same. How his posts are 45 seconds apart. How on some days only a trained monkey could post some of the stuff he does!!!! How he is on the forum 22 hours at day; must be two one hour shift changes in monkeys or four thirty minute changes.


    Them dam monkeys are doing all this posting and such!!!!



    Anyway then a revelation, like the glare off the slide of a nicked 1911 hit me!!!

    I said self; I know why he goes by DirtyD!!!!


    Hell it’s so obvious when it hit me it nearly knock me down!


    It’s from cleaning up after them there monkeys all day!!!!

    DirtyD if you ever need a shovel, I got way more than I’ll ever use.



    You PM me and I’ll send it down ASAP!!!! If I can I’ll bring it my dam self!!!



    D thanks for all the laughs, poop and some times that evil side of the "D"


    Mo! :rofl: :happy0001:
     


  2. boycan

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    :headscratch: Mo you fall off the wagon today? :gotme:
     
  3. Texas1911

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    I thought my meds were strong...
     
  4. DirtyD

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    :crazy-1:No kidding, I think you have me confused with DCortez....
     
  5. 308nato

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    Definitly DCortez 23 hours a day 1 hour off for lunch.:rofl::rofl:
     
  6. boycan

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    I think they call that one hour out of the cell Rec. time! :lolz:
     
  7. country_boy

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    :lolz::lolz::lolz:
     
  8. MadMo44Mag

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    Now y'all may think my cheese done slipped of it's cracker but there's more to the story. I had to leave before I finished and it was already started in the thread.

    DCortez is the mastermind behind all of this.

    DC is also know as a posting king but being the master mind he is sly, cool, and fly's below the radar.

    Have you ever notice he is the king of the "Drive by" post!
    That's where there is just a link or a video.

    Now you're saying Hmmmmmmmm. I see a lot of that come to mention it!!!!

    Debriefing of monkeys; got to debrief them so they can be use for civil service duties.

    DC does not have the issue of monkey crap.

    You have t ask why?????

    Simple, he spreading it all over this forum 24/7 non stop!!!

    DCortez my hat is also off to you!

    Between you and the "D" by days end I have had all the monkey crap I can handle and leave work filled and satisfied the world is safe with people like you and the "D" watching out for us and them poor monkeys.

    Oh yeah!!! Back to them monkeys.

    Can either of you get one of them monkeys down in Austin to send me my CHL.

    If figure 165 days plus and running y’all got to have an EXPADITOR monkey!!!

    Dam it I want my plastic!!!!!


    And if no one has noticed this is a rant about my CHL – LOL!!!!
     
  9. GM.Chief

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    Oh no! He caught on to the plan guys. Quick....abort, abort! Shots fired. Man down. Man down. Get those monkeys outta there!
     
  10. DirtyD

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    Bad news, we had to lay the monkeys off, with the impending health care legislation it would have been cost prohibitive to keep them on. What with the cost of bananas and vacinations, not to mention it was becoming an issue disposing of all the monkey poop. Then that damn trunk monkey tried to start a union. We tried holding a town hall format but his squirell friends from ACORN kept locking the doors and the damn peacocks that own the news wouldnt give us a fair shake on coverage. The freaking donkeys in the government took advantage of the sheep and their blissful ignorance, and now, unfortunatley Mo, you wont be getting a CHL....
     

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