shilohshooters
Active Member
So, it's late and I'm perusing TGT and I come across a post from Cortez ( who else? ) about Cindy Sheehan. Now, I'm trying to wind down and go to bed, but as I read this article, my stomach just starts retching in revulsion and resentment and I feel like I could just freakin' puke. Now, it's not just Cindy S. , because I get this feeling all day while friends are telling me about something some scumbag politician did, or what some scumbag politician said. I get this feeling when I watch the news or read the paper. I am constantly repulsed by the actions of our politicians, government and our media. Repulsed to the point that I physically wish to puke. Which made me think of a pretty terrible movie I watched last night. In what very well may have been the only part of the movie that I really laughed, the protaganist, projectile vomit's all over the antagonist. I mean, suddenly and ALL OVER this guy. Orange and chunky. Dis-gus-ting. And I laughed good and hard. Which in turn got me thinking, if I could pick out a politician, any politician, and just turn a street corner and out of the blue throw up my guts on one of these turd's, just who would I choose? My list gets longer every second that I don't have an answer! How could I pick just one? Would I go for the obvious and let Pelosi taste my leftovers, or would I go for "The Messiah" for a round of applause from America and Israel? Am I still allowed to vote for Teddy K.? I mean with the 'round the clock funeral and lovefest on TV, it's like he never left us!!! Cannot leave out Hitlary, you know she would never be able to catch up to you with cankles like that. Don't forget about our own Sheila "The Multi-tasker" Jackson Lee. Prime candidate for a bile bath. Boxer, Reid, Waxman, Feinstein, Spector, Howard "The Smirk" Dean, my gosh, I can't produce enough sickness for all of them by myself. So I need your help, TGT brethren. I want to know, Who would you "Surprise Vomit" all over? You don't even have to tell me why, I can probably figure it out pretty easily. I just hope I'm not the only one that gets so nauseas at the mere sight, sound, thought, of these tax evading, kickback pocketing, criminal, Country Hi-Jackers. SO I ask you, just who is it that disturbs and disrupts the bowels of Team TGT the most? What the heck, for the sake of continuuity and longevity, we'll let ol' Teddy K. keep his fedora in the ring, as well. Let the polling begin!
