You know you are in texas in august when. . . .

[TXARGUY]

Ranchers are selling BBQ directly from the field.

Even the rattlesnakes are carrying canteens.

You're sweating like a priest at a little league game.

 

[lalonguecarabine]

...You're sweating like a priest at a little league game.

 

[Lost Spurs]

When a snowballs chance in hell is better odds then a snowballs chance in Texas.

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[kyletxria1911a1]

sweating like you got busted sleeping wit awhite woman in klan country

 

[Mic]

I think that only makes ^^ sweat.

 

[Big J]

When the first few seconds of your car's AC feel like a hot hair dryer.
When u get sunburned on your toes from wearing sandals.

 

[Wolfwood]

...when you're sweatin' like a whore in church

or a hooker on nickel night.

 

[makeitcount]

my dog closes off the doggie door and starts pissing in the john.

 

[Taurus]

The hot peppers have a new meaning.