You might just be a Taliban.

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  1. Fisherman777

    Fisherman777 Well-Known

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    The top 10 reasons: "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet proof, and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
     


  2. Dawico

    Dawico TGT Addict

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    I am definitely not a Taliban. I was pretty sure before, but now I am positive.
     
  3. MadMo44Mag

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    HawgHauler can claim three of 10 - LOL!!!!!

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet proof, and suicide.
    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
     
  4. DCortez

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    I heard Hawg voted for #10 x3
     
  5. texas_teacher

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    I love it...

    You know you're a kindergärtner when medicine tastes gross but boogers are five star delicacies...

    and

    You know you're a Morman when parent teacher night requires a two car caravan...

    :happy0001:
     
  6. Acesn8's

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  7. Dawico

    Dawico TGT Addict

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    That is just not right.
     
  8. texas_teacher

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    Hahaha that's f'cking hilarious... :lolz:
     
  9. Stumpy

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  10. WhoDat

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    Hmmmm.... Gotta think about #2 a bit?

    If I lived in that neck of the woods, I'd go barefoot, for some class-3 gear... While hitting someone with a shoe might be an insult, to them, an RPG would probably be a better way of getting one's point across... LOL
     

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