You know, if you pick a winner - and you're not originally from Arkansas, you'll wind up with a black Suburban watching your house.
Gonna be hard to tell which is the fed, and which is the neighbor that isn't a fed, and which is the neighbor that is a fed. There's something like 4 to 6 cops in my neighborhood, plus a bunch that just like black tahoes / suburbans. Probably all feds, even the Constables