This victory was brought to you by the letters S&WIn 1781, the Battle of Yorktown won our independence. View attachment 449977
1787 - The US Constitution including the Bill of Rights is conceived, debated, written, and signed by the members of the Constitutional Convention. There is no mention of .30 Super Carry in the Second Amendment. The Founding Fathers thought we'd be smart enough to avoid it on our own.
Spicy food causes me to have weird dreams too…From the secret files of the Time Patrol division of the Defense Intelligence Agency:
In October of 2077, a cabal of shadow government members attempted to destroy the world in order to rebuild it with them in control - they are stopped by a shadowy lone figure wearing a gray and black duster, a Fedora, and accompanied by an Australian cattle dog. That lonesome wanderer single handedly saved the planet from nuclear holocost with his wits and his trusty but slightly rusty Smith & Wesson Shield Plus .30 Super Carry, modified with a 4 inch barrel, compensator, 3D red dot optic, and 5000 lumen SureFire X9000. He will John Wick his way through hordes of minions, aimbotting with ease until he gets the recall codes from the bodyless brain of Dick Cheney that has been transferred into a Roomba with a nutrient tank and poorly articulating arms. He and his dog then walk west into the sunset with his duster gently blowing in the breeze as they walk away.
If we had something else to do… like helping @Moonpie pick out a gun for his sister… it may distract us from this 30SC madness…
TRUE! - nervous - very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses - not destroyed - not dulled them…it may distract us from this 30SC madness…
If we had something else to do… like helping @Moonpie pick out a gun for his sister… it may distract us from this 30SC madness…