Things ya just don't hear very often

[billtool]

"Please take those bullets off the counter and put them on your bench. And on your way back, pull your socks and shorts out of the freezer. They must be frozen by now."

 

[Bozz10mm]

I've heard the first one, but not the second one.

 

[Jon Payne]

“I really don’t need an advanced training class, what I’m looking for is work on my gun-handling skills and the fundamentals of marksmanship. “


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[no2gates]

"A wise democrat once told me..."

 

[Coiled]

You're sexy.

 

[TexasFire316]

I've heard the first one in my own home, but not the second. And if I feed her enough tequila, she still thinks I'm sexy.

 

[Hoji]

“I really don’t need an advanced training class, what I’m looking for is work on my gun-handling skills and the fundamentals of marksmanship. “


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Truth

 

[Army 1911]

Right now I'm an actor but I really want to be a waiter.

 

[Dougw1515]

You remind me of my ex husband - Damn I miss him!
I got a cart at WalMart that had 4 round wheels.
I wish my ex-wife would swing by for a visit.

 

[billtool]

Hand me that piano.

 

[Sam7sf]

You’re working long hours with hardly any time off. Go take two days and enjoy some family time.

 

[robertc1024]

"This TGT thread really stayed on topic"

 

[Dawico]

This discussion has really changed my political views.

 

[seeker_two]

That HKShooter45 is a pretty intelligent guy.....

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[Vaquero]

We need more Californians.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Thanks for the offer, but no, I don't want oral.....

 

[Mills]

I’m moving to, California, New York, Illinois.
We’re going on vacation in Detroit.

 

[Dougw1515]

I’m moving to, California, New York, Illinois.
We’re going on vacation in Detroit.

That's funny as chit! Well done!

 

[gdr_11]

“Man! Did something die in here?”

 

[FireInTheWire]

Kids not screaming or crying