Texas_Lone_Ranger
Frontier Battalion
I'm making some Beef Lo Mein with white rice for Din Din.
The Garden Spider is really cool in the fact that if you get too close they start bouncing their web back and forth (undulating) as a threat to get away. I have a couple of friends that are city folk and while at my place she saw one like the one in the picture so she decided to get close to take a picture with her phone and it started undulating and she wet herself and left in a huff. About two years later while at our farm again, she wanted to walk through the trees down to the stock tank. She walked into a Crab Spider also know as an Orb Weaber, web which plastered the web and spider to her face. She did thirty minutes of cardio in about 5 seconds then ran screaming back to the house. She did not pee herself this time. It took several shots of Jose Cuervo to calm her down.Looks like a velociraptor to me. Get a 12 gage and kill it before it eats you.
Yup. You were dressed fancier than my wife. And I didn't wear a vest. Had on a new hat though and a western sport coat and new jean. That's fancy for me.This is from my wedding. His mom thought we were to casual and that we needed a wedding party. My mom thought I was getting to fat for my dress... We both had fun because we could be ourselves, which is what I think you should be on your wedding day. View attachment 280522
Is she hot?Say a prayer for me; my sister in laws wedding is this weekend and she as well as mother in law are the "princess" type and I don't do "princess" people well.....
Hey Axe Man,Thanks guys. But last night just wasn't a good night for me to be posting. My allergies went into over-drive, my acid-reflux was raging, and I hate going to funerals. I read a few threads I was subscribed to, and reading some replies, and fighting the urge to be totally sarcastic and just downright being a smart-ass, I knew I needed to step away from the computer!
Hey Tex,Finally went to the doctor today after 2 weeks of having a annoying cough. I was afraid it was the Fauci Flu but it's a mild case of Walking Pneumonia. Doc prescribed a week of antibiotics so hopefully this gets rid of it.
I have a good way of getting the Taco out.Oh and I know it's late but its....
Reminds me of this old video
Reminds me of this old video
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