#2 still works. Confirmed yesterday.
1.) I banged your sister
2.) I banged your friend
3.) I banged you mom
4.) You look kinda fat
5.) Did you gain weight?
6.) You were skinnier before
7.) Your tits are small
8.) The new neighbor's hot
9.) Are these your panties?
10.) I'm going fishing, bye!
11.) Would you like salad?
12.) Your sis is prettier
You missed I banged the neighbor and babysitter.
What if her sister / mom / friend is also the neighbor who babysits the kid?
Worked for me about three weeks back..#2 still works. Confirmed yesterday.
Thanks......Dad.....Your mom is hot.