NSFW: Super Post Whore Thread v2.0

[candcallen]

Tornado over grapevine. Radar indicated

 

[Bwmart22]

Tornado over grapevine. Radar indicated

Stay safe!

 

[Bwmart22]

Good morning TGT!

 

[candcallen]

Now that rotation is over Nebraska Furnature Mart area.

 

[karlac]

Morning

Got the radar app fueled and warmed up ...

 

[karlac]

at 0915

 

[candcallen]

Near cedar hill, look out

 

[candcallen]

Frisco, Tornado WRning

 

[Eastexasrick]

Damn thats a bigen. Kansas City to Brownwood.

 

[kbaxter60]

Mornin' peeps. Pass dem tacos!

 

[bigtex10mm]

Morning my TGT Brothers. Here's a little humor to start your day.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I realize the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the driveway is flooded the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, there is still only one check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.


Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

 

[Eastexasrick]

Well the good thing is you have a handle on the disorder. Now you can address the, wait, I forgot to address the Christmas cards, no I need to, ok I will be right back

 

[easy rider]

Mornin!.... Coffee!

First Tuesday I haven't had to wake to an alarm in quite awhile.

Sunshine warning here in west Texas.

 

[wakosama]

Some of you're up before I even went to sleep. I been trying to sleep in like the rest of the late working house. Except it's Trash Tuesday so the 630 alarm gets me up to drag that out . Then I got to do the usual weird dream morning nap. So here we are again... wow, the 12th day til Christmas. Be well all.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

I take trash out the night before.

Just make sure you have lids that fit tight.

 

[msharley]

 

[seeker_two]

Morning my TGT Brothers. Here's a little humor to start your day.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I realize the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day: the driveway is flooded the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, there is still only one check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.


Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

.....and, all this time, you forgot to put your pants on.

 

[FNORD]

.....and, all this time, you forgot to put your pants on.

And you know that how?

 

[candcallen]

Some of the damage from the tornados in DFW is coming out.

Tilt wall construction. No match for tornados or high winds once air pressure gets inside.

 

[FNORD]

Per Weatherman Plus on YT we are looking at potential snowfall and single digit wind chill down to the coast the 22nd through the 26th.