Out Of context Quote Thread

[Texasgordo]

Aw man... I expected more. Maybe @Southpaw is better with handjobs.

(You're welcome!)

Well....you have to meet him in person and make your own assumptions.

 

[Southpaw]

Well....you have to meet him in person and make your own assumptions.

 

[Texasgordo]

I tried it the other way around, but I couldn't seem to get any in my mouth

No reason to get upset, you can try again next time.

 

[msharley]

No reason to get upset, you can try again next time.

I wondered where he got that!

 

[MountainGirl]

The back pressure was so bad that you could feel the pressure in your chest.

See? Told ya.

 

[Texasgordo]

is it solid wood

Yup

 

[Texasgordo]

It'd be a lot more fun to blow the stumps.

If that's what you prefer then go ahead.

 

[benenglish]

Did the rears.

Well, I could say the same but my last three girlfriends objected to me bragging to my friends.

 

[Texasgordo]

I identify as a broke dick retired pipefitter!

Is that the Pennsylvania way of life ?

 

[msharley]

Is that the Pennsylvania way of life ?

Work construction for 50yrs.....not much left what werks ...(let alone right)

 

[TxStetson]

But I understand that some people have an issue swallowing.

Is this a confession or bragging?

 

[ZX9RCAM]

Is this a confession or bragging?

I have very little problem swallowing pills, thank you.

 

[Texasgordo]

The one that was mine for a short time?

You weirdos need to get a room

 

[msharley]

Yup


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I'll be damned.

 

[kbaxter60]

it's gonna be rigid!

We all have such high hopes in a new romance.

 

[msharley]

We all have such high hopes in a new romance.

 

[kbaxter60]

Depends on which part of it you are putting in your mouth!

That's what she said!

 

[msharley]

Managed 12 this afternoon. First of the year.

He blew me this afternoon in DFW.


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[Southpaw]

 

[Southpaw]

she complains how hot they are.

To the touch or based on just how they look?