"sun don't shine twice on a skinny dog's ass"
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ROGER4314
Been Called "Flash" Since I Was A Kid!
That looks like the sore dick on a dog!
That looks like hammered shit!
All of her brain went to tit.
Her ass looks like two bear cubs in a gunny sack fighting to get out.
Too soon we get old. Too late we get smart.
Outta Sight!
He jumped on that like a duck on a June bug!
Slower than molasses.
His brain is like a dried pea rattling around in a 55 gallon drum.
You can beat the rap but you won't beat the ride.
That went like shit through a goose!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Flash
That looks like hammered shit!
All of her brain went to tit.
Her ass looks like two bear cubs in a gunny sack fighting to get out.
Too soon we get old. Too late we get smart.
Outta Sight!
He jumped on that like a duck on a June bug!
Slower than molasses.
His brain is like a dried pea rattling around in a 55 gallon drum.
You can beat the rap but you won't beat the ride.
That went like shit through a goose!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Flash
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FrEaK_aCcIdEnT
Active Member
"Sounds like your up an unsanitary tributary with an insufficient means of locomotion."
"Off yer ass and on yer feet, out of the shade and into the heat"
"Off yer ass and on yer feet, out of the shade and into the heat"
Fucked up as a football bat.
Uglier than 10 miles of muddy road.
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Don't know shit from Shinola.
Hotter than two teenagers on a prom date.
Must have to have sex on his back, cause' all he can do is **** up.
Stay alert, stay alive, eat pussy and survive.
Could screw up a wet dream.
**** em' and let them eat fish heads.
**** him and the horse he rode in on.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
It's like watching a monkey **** a football.
Slipperier than a greased pig.
Uglier than 10 miles of muddy road.
Hotter than a two dollar pistol.
Don't know shit from Shinola.
Hotter than two teenagers on a prom date.
Must have to have sex on his back, cause' all he can do is **** up.
Stay alert, stay alive, eat pussy and survive.
Could screw up a wet dream.
**** em' and let them eat fish heads.
**** him and the horse he rode in on.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
It's like watching a monkey **** a football.
Slipperier than a greased pig.
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country_boy
TGT Addict
Big but dumb as a stump.
That gal is like the road between fort worth and dallas.. No curves.
That gal is like the road between fort worth and dallas.. No curves.
All hat, no cattle.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Shut up, you will never be the man your mother is.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
His birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Shut up, you will never be the man your mother is.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.
His birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
35Remington
TGT Addict
Sweating like a hooker in church.
sonuvaTXgun
TGT Addict
Colder than a witch's tit.
ROGER4314
Been Called "Flash" Since I Was A Kid!
Hotter than a Jap.
Hotter than TWO Japs!
Piss for brains.
F 'em if they can't take a joke.
F 'em if they CAN take a joke!
Worthless as tits on a boar hog.
I was lookin' for a job when I got this one. (If they threaten to fire you).
Same road that brought me IN here will take me right back outta here. (threatened to fire you).
Not just no but HELL no!
He was hot enough to F a snowbank. (Northerners say it in the snow country).
Fool me once, Same on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
(For bringing up problems) If you break the crust on it, it's going to stink.
Looks like something that dropped out of the back end of a dog!
I'd rather eat a dog turd.
After someone farts......Better check your pants for lumps.
Everyone's nice when they're dead. (Regarding comments after someone dies).
She's like a gift wrapped brick......pretty on the outside but cold and stoney on the inside.
If all the DXXX's that were stuck IN her were sticking OUTTA her, she'd look like a porcupine!
The less they know, the more they blow (fights.
Flash to teen neighbor "When he walks up, don't say a word....Just hit him and don't STOP hitting him. (He won!)
Flash
Hotter than TWO Japs!
Piss for brains.
F 'em if they can't take a joke.
F 'em if they CAN take a joke!
Worthless as tits on a boar hog.
I was lookin' for a job when I got this one. (If they threaten to fire you).
Same road that brought me IN here will take me right back outta here. (threatened to fire you).
Not just no but HELL no!
He was hot enough to F a snowbank. (Northerners say it in the snow country).
Fool me once, Same on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
(For bringing up problems) If you break the crust on it, it's going to stink.
Looks like something that dropped out of the back end of a dog!
I'd rather eat a dog turd.
After someone farts......Better check your pants for lumps.
Everyone's nice when they're dead. (Regarding comments after someone dies).
She's like a gift wrapped brick......pretty on the outside but cold and stoney on the inside.
If all the DXXX's that were stuck IN her were sticking OUTTA her, she'd look like a porcupine!
The less they know, the more they blow (fights.
Flash to teen neighbor "When he walks up, don't say a word....Just hit him and don't STOP hitting him. (He won!)
Flash
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Pissin in the wind.
Scattered thinner than cat shit on a dance floor.
Busy as a one armed paper hanger.
Slicker than owl shit on glass.
Chasing a fart in a bucket of nails.
Scattered thinner than cat shit on a dance floor.
Busy as a one armed paper hanger.
Slicker than owl shit on glass.
Chasing a fart in a bucket of nails.
