"sun don't shine twice on a skinny dog's ass"

[orbitup]

Chasing a fart in a bucket of nails.

That's funny. Is that like beating a dead horse?

 

[Vaquero]

That's funny. Is that like beating a dead horse?

Laboring in vain.

 

[deemus]

Happier than a hog in slop

 

[Acera]

Another variation of one said previously,


'Busier than a five dollar whore on nickle night.'

 

[orbitup]

Back when pork chops were a nickel a piece and you couldn't find a nickel.

 

[Vaquero]

Madder than a wet hen

 

[RstyShcklfrd]

Drunk as a skunk

 

[Vaquero]

Tighter than Dick's hat band

 

[Acera]

Soup Sandwich.

That went over like a turd in the punch bowl.

She's a ten at two, and a two at ten.

 

[TRIXXTERR]

Can't believe this one isn't in here yet...

"That's goin to go over like a lead balloon"

"Colder than a well digger's ass"

"Fair to Midland" when someone asks how u are..

I know there are more I used to hear growing up, bit can't remember at the moment..

 

[deemus]

That went over like a turd in the punch bowl

 

[deemus]

Can't believe this one isn't in here yet...

"That's goin to go over like a lead balloon"

"Colder than a well digger's ass"

"Fair to Midland" when someone asks how u are..

I know there are more I used to hear growing up, bit can't remember at the moment..

I think it's, "fair to middlin'"
My grandpa used to say that.

 

[Acesn8's]

Scarcer than hen's teeth

 

[Acera]

That went over like a turd in the punch bowl

LOL, must not be reading before posting, I posted that exact same line 2 posts ago, #49 View attachment 20187

 

[Acera]

Butter my butt and call me biscuit.

Slap my ass and call me Sally.

 

[orbitup]

I'll beat you like a red-headed stepchild.

 

[TRIXXTERR]

I think it's, "fair to middlin'"
My grandpa used to say that.

Well, hell. I was close. Lol..

"The hell you say"

"Over yonder"

"That way a bit"

 

[orbitup]

Only slightly off topic...

My grandmother used to say "push the door to" and "mash the button".

 

[Vaquero]

Full as a tick (just finished supper, so that'n come to mind)
Cut my legs off and call me shorty.

 

[Vaquero]

Well, I'll swan!