Dear sirs and madams,
Glocks are tools and nothing more. My weapons are tools and works of art. Put the correct tool into the job, my pappy used to say. The Glock may get the job done but it is like the ugly fat girl in middle high school that every lad would take a secret session from but would only be seen with a bird. Buy the bird!
Thanks kindly,
GUNNER51
How original. I don't think we've ever heard that one here before.