Bad Women, Avoid Them

[avvidclif]

From reading this thread, if I ever end up single, I'm joining the priesthood.

I heard the confession booth is where some priests find out who's available and willing. Hot tips from the horses mouth...

 

[benenglish]

Mr English, are we to understand that in Texas, someone with say $1M in back taxes and penalties could shed one half of his/her tax debt each time they remarried so that by the fifth marriage he/she could shed their debt down to a total of $62,500?

No.

What needs to be understood is that during each marriage, the new spouse will have their assets vulnerable unless they did an amount of pre-marriage planning that is, frankly, unreasonably complex. If you love someone who owes $1M, then just live with them but never get married and never have any joint finances.

The person owing the $1M will continue to owe the entire amount the entire time, whether they are married or not, until the statute of limitations runs out.

 

[diesel1959]

Absolutely true, Ben. But, like I've said already, we all walk through life on our own individual path. I wouldn't expect any one else to travel down mine . . .

 

[Surplus Guy]

A guy at work was dating a woman and allowed her to go live with him. While at work, she stole his AR15 and pawned it for drug money. He did the right thing by getting the cops involved who tracked it down, got witness statements as well as video, pressed charges and has her sitting in jail right now.

His dumb ass is visiting her in jail and has already told her she can move back in when she gets out. I wish I was making this up!

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Whatever she has got must be damn good.

 

[Texas42]

I’d advise people to be open about finances, in laws/family, religion, and kids before getting married. Any strong differences should be resolved before getting married.

Once you are married, you should mix your assets, your debts and treat them as both of yours. You spruce has cancer, y’all have cancer. Your spouse has 100k in student loans, y’all got loans.

If y’all don’t, then what’s the point of getting married?

You’ll succeed better if you can do it.

 

[Vaquero]

My spruce didn't last through the summer though.

 

[AustinN4]

My spruce didn't last through the summer though.

That is always the trouble with spruces.

 

[motorcarman]

Whatever she has got must be damn good.

 

[General Zod]

Craziest girlfriend I ever had was the one who accused me of not loving her...because I wouldn't hit her. That was the moment I realized the relationship was best as a former relationship.

 

[MTA]

Craziest girlfriend I ever had was the one who accused me of not loving her...because I wouldn't hit her. That was the moment I realized the relationship was best as a former relationship.

Yikes. My gf when I was in 10th grade broke up with me because I wouldn't fight with her. They must be related lol

 

[General Zod]

She was the subtle sort of nutburger, and we were in college where stupid decisions prepare you for later life...

 

[seeker_two]

My spruce didn't last through the summer though.

If your partner is having conjugal relations with a tree, then you both have significant issues....

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[pronstar]

If your partner is having conjugal relations with a tree, then you both have significant issues....

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Decision time:
Dump the girl.
Or chop down the tree.


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[BRD@66]

OK, but sometimes it doesn't hurt to just spruce things up a bit.

 

[ZX9RCAM]

If your partner is having conjugal relations with a tree, then you both have significant issues....

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Always be sure to hit the tree with a stick close to the knothole first....

 

[seeker_two]

Decision time:
Dump the girl.
Or chop down the tree.


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....unless you're the tree.

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[easy rider]

What kind of counseling do they have for trees?

 

[C_Hallbert]

....unless you're the tree.

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When someone’s a Dendrophile, everything looks like a tree.


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[General Zod]

When someone’s a Dendrophile, everything looks like a tree.

They have shampoos that'll help with dendrophy. No flakes, they say.

 

[busykngt]

I don’t know... this thread has gotten pretty ‘flaky’