From reading this thread, if I ever end up single, I'm joining the priesthood.
I heard the confession booth is where some priests find out who's available and willing. Hot tips from the horses mouth...
From reading this thread, if I ever end up single, I'm joining the priesthood.
No.Mr English, are we to understand that in Texas, someone with say $1M in back taxes and penalties could shed one half of his/her tax debt each time they remarried so that by the fifth marriage he/she could shed their debt down to a total of $62,500?
Whatever she has got must be damn good.A guy at work was dating a woman and allowed her to go live with him. While at work, she stole his AR15 and pawned it for drug money. He did the right thing by getting the cops involved who tracked it down, got witness statements as well as video, pressed charges and has her sitting in jail right now.
His dumb ass is visiting her in jail and has already told her she can move back in when she gets out. I wish I was making this up!
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That is always the trouble with spruces.My spruce didn't last through the summer though.
Yikes. My gf when I was in 10th grade broke up with me because I wouldn't fight with her. They must be related lolCraziest girlfriend I ever had was the one who accused me of not loving her...because I wouldn't hit her. That was the moment I realized the relationship was best as a former relationship.
If your partner is having conjugal relations with a tree, then you both have significant issues....My spruce didn't last through the summer though.
If your partner is having conjugal relations with a tree, then you both have significant issues....
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If your partner is having conjugal relations with a tree, then you both have significant issues....
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....unless you're the tree.Decision time:
Dump the girl.
Or chop down the tree.
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....unless you're the tree.
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When someone’s a Dendrophile, everything looks like a tree.