Häagen-Dazs is better than anything that Blue Bell will ever produce. If I'm going to treat myself to mass produced ice cream, I'll pay for a pint of Häagen-Dazs for what you would pay for a half gallon of Blue Bell. And when I buy a pint of Häagen-Dazs for $3+, it won't contain any of that preservative, artificial flavor, or chemical crap that Blue Bell has in it.
Blasphemy