Booze vs. Water

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  1. GM.Chief

    GM.Chief Well-Known

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    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
     


  2. M. Sage

    M. Sage TGT Addict

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    Only in Mexico. Most of the water in the US, at least the stuff delivered by the gov't, has chlorine in it to kill off the nasties.
     
  3. Okierifleman

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    GM, I really like the way you think!
     
  4. MadMo44Mag

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    The only way I drink water is in ice in my whiskey. Does that count? ROFLMAO!!!!!
     
  5. dbgun

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    +1....You the man.
     
  6. cowboy45

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    Nothing like a good whiskey and water.Only problem is ,that fish @@ck in water!Drink it neat.
     
  7. DCortez

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    My stuff has to flow somewhere :lolz:
     
  8. dee

    dee Well-Known

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    Yea the shit our city delivers taste like they dipped out of a swimming pool.
     
  9. cuate

    cuate Well-Known

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    An old German Song

    Das ist kein bier im himmel" or there is no beer in heaven. I know you guys that have been to dances in South Texas where a German, Bohemian, or Czech band was playing have heard it....


    "There is no beer in Heaven, thats why we drink it here;
    Cause when we get to Heaven, all our friends will be drinking all our beer"'
    Etc., etc.....

    P.S Nothing wrong with Rum & Coca Cola with a squirt of lime juice, used to call that Cuba Libre but the commies spoiled that, now its just Rum & Coke.....:texas:
     
  10. Eagles1181

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    Personally I like vodka and cranberry or vodka and tonic. Water is good, but we always run ours through a filter to get the Clorine out.

    Eagle
     

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