Cell phone ban coming in cars

[Chupacabra Hunter]

Don't put too much stock in stuff like that... 63% of all statistics are just made up.

63%? I thought it was more like 69%?

 

[M. Sage]

You can say that again! Sitting down on a seat or grabbing a handrail covered in boogers, piss, poop, or puke is just no fun. I'll drive a car even if gas hits $10 a gallon.

I'd ride a motorcycle in a thunderstorm to avoid using mass transit.

Scratch that. I did ride a motorcycle in a thunderstorm (in rush hour traffic... in San Francisco) rather than take public transportation.

It was still more comfortable, faster, cheaper and even cleaner... And probably safer.