Corrupt-a-Wish

[diesel1959]

Granted. You find that your wife is sexually-attracted to snakes and ignores you from now on . . .

I wish I had two Whataburgers with bacon and cheese.

 

[sylvirfoxx]

Granted. You find that your wife is sexually-attracted to snakes and ignores you from now on . . .

I wish I had two Whataburgers with bacon and cheese.

I'm a woman, so no need to worry about that one.

Granted - you have 2 Whataburgers with turkey bacon and soy vegetable cheese.

I wish I had a pinata.

 

[easy rider]

I'm a woman, so no need to worry about that one.

Granted - you have 2 Whataburgers with turkey bacon and soy vegetable cheese.

I wish I had a pinata.

Granted, but I ate the candy.

I wish Whataburger was as good as Texas burger.

 

[diesel1959]

I'm a woman, so no need to worry about that one.

Granted - you have 2 Whataburgers with turkey bacon and soy vegetable cheese.

I wish I had a pinata.

(That's ok, your husband's nickname is "Tiny Snake". Oh and I like turkey bacon. Soy cheese, not so much.)

Granted. The piñata is filled with 90W gear oil.

I wish I had a brand new pistol . . . that doesn't fire water.

 

[diesel1959]

Granted, but I ate the candy.

I wish Whataburger was as good as Texas burger.

Granted without my even granting it. Next wish?

 

[easy rider]

(That's ok, your husband's nickname is "Tiny Snake". Oh and I like turkey bacon. Soy cheese, not so much.)

Granted. The piñata is filled with 90W gear oil.

I wish I had a brand new pistol . . . that doesn't fire water.

Granted, but that's what she said.

I wish to take all of Diesel's guns while he's admiring his new pistol.

 

[jrbfishn]

Granted, but they are all broken BB guns. We don't trust him with anything else.

I wish I had a long range rifle.

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[sylvirfoxx]

Granted, but they are all broken BB guns. We don't trust him with anything else.

I wish I had a long range rifle.

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Granted, but it's one of diesel's BB guns.

I wish I had a proper library room.

 

[Moonpie]

I wish I had never seen this thread.

LOL!

 

[sylvirfoxx]

I wish I had never seen this thread.

LOL!

Wish granted, but it's because you have no eyes. Lol.

(Edit: Or is it just eye - not eyes?)

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but it's one of diesel's BB guns.

I wish I had a proper library room.

Granted, but it's in the state pen.

I wish Moonpie never saw this thread too.

 

[sylvirfoxx]

Granted, but it's in the state pen.

I wish Moonpie never saw this thread too.

Hey, plenty of time for reading, I guess...

Granted. Moonpie had this thread read to him and dictated responses to his internet amanuenses minions.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

 

[easy rider]

Hey, plenty of time for reading, I guess...

Granted. Moonpie had this thread read to him and dictated responses to his internet amanuenses minions.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

Granted, and the horse they're on.

Wish someone would fill my cup with more coffee.

 

[diesel1959]

Hey, plenty of time for reading, I guess...

Granted. Moonpie had this thread read to him and dictated responses to his internet amanuenses minions.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

Granted, but they have five-inch heels and are a size too small.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[sylvirfoxx]

Granted, and the horse they're on.

Wish someone would fill my cup with more coffee.

Granted. There is now a measuring cup full of coffee on your kitchen counter.

Granted, but they have five-inch heels and are a size too small.

I wish I had a wish.

Wish granted. You wish to become a surgeon specializing in transgender body alterations (granted, of course).

I wish the tap water didn't taste so gross.

 

[easy rider]

Granted, but they have five-inch heels and are a size too small.

I wish I had a wish.

Granted, but you really need to be careful what you wish for.

I wish Texas would close the borders to more liberals.

 

[easy rider]

[QUOTE="Wish granted. You wish to become a surgeon specializing in transgender body alterations (granted, of course).

I wish the tap water didn't taste so gross.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but the pipes are frozen at the arctic.

Wish it wasn't only two weeks before I have to go to work again.

 

[Moonpie]

Wish granted, but it's because you have no eyes. Lol.

(Edit: Or is it just eye - not eyes?)

 

[diesel1959]

Wish granted. You wish to become a surgeon specializing in transgender body alterations (granted, of course).

I wish the tap water didn't taste so gross.

Granted. But now the water just looks gross.

I wish I had all my guns back from the boating mishap.

 

[sylvirfoxx]

Wish it wasn't only two weeks before I have to go to work again.

Granted. It's one week.

I wish I had some iced tea right about now.