Corrupt-a-Wish

[Shotgun Jeremy]

I wish marijuana was legal to use.

 

[Southpaw]

Granted, but only for 65 and older.

 

[sylvirfoxx]

Granted, but only for 65 and older.

(Now you add a wish after you've corrupted his.)

I wish I had a telephoto lens for my camera.

 

[Maverick44]

(Now you add a wish after you've corrupted his.)

I wish I had a telephoto lens for my camera.

Granted, but the camera no longer saves images or videos.

I wish for a million bucks.

 

[sylvirfoxx]

Granted, but the camera no longer captures images

I wish for a million bucks.

Granted. You are promptly and without warning trampled to death by a ridiculously large herd of male deer.

I wish for a granola bar.

 

[duckknot]

Granted. You are promptly and without warning trampled to death by a ridiculously large herd of male deer.

I wish for a granola bar.

Granted, but the hippy who made it wasn't wearing a hair net...

I wish I had a new rifle

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[Shotgun Jeremy]

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[sylvirfoxx]

Granted, but the hippy who made it wasn't wearing a hair net...

I wish I had a new rifle

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Granted, but it's chambered in .25.

I wish for a new phone.

 

[Shotgun Jeremy]

Granted. You get a nice new Jitterbug. Its only able to make emergency phone calls.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

 

[Maverick44]

Granted. You get a nice new Jitterbug. Its only able to make emergency phone calls.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Granted. You're the one that falls into the grill.

I wish for world peace.

 

[duckknot]

Granted. You're the one that falls into the grill.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but yoyre married to Hillary Clinton.

I wish I was taller

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[Hoji]

Granted, but yoyre married to Hillary Clinton.

I wish I was taller

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Granted, but you have to drive a yugo.

I wish dinosaurs were still around.

 

[Moonpie]

I wish OP would see a doctor.

 

[jrbfishn]

Granted, but you're it.

Wish I had a Glock.


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[Jakashh]

Granted, but you're it.

Wish I had a Glock.

Granted, but it's 9mm and you see how vastly superior glocks are to 1911's and how inferior 45 auto is to 9x19, and it makes you feel deeply uneasy inside, kinda like how i'd imagine you'd feel if you were brung up in a family that despises homosexuality but deep down you think men are cute.

I wish moonpie weren't armed around you people.

 

[Dawico]

Granted, but it's 9mm and you see how vastly superior glocks are to 1911's and how inferior 45 auto is to 9x19, and it makes you feel deeply uneasy inside, kinda like how i'd imagine you'd feel if you were brung up in a family that despises homosexuality but deep down you think men are cute.

I wish moonpie weren't armed around you people.

Granted, but he is there. Wish ruined!

I wish antifa would realize that they are Facists and attack themselves.

 

[Southpaw]

Granted, but he is there. Wish ruined!

I wish antifa would realize that they are Facists and attack themselves.

Granted, but it's with nerf guns and water balloons.

I wish I had a squeegee.

 

[Bozz10mm]

Granted, but it's with nerf guns and water balloons.

I wish I had a squeegee.

Granted, but it has a 12 ft. handle.

I wish it would rain.

 

[TxStetson]

Granted, but it has a 12 ft. handle.

I wish it would rain.

Granted, but it's raining men.

I wish I had a better job.

 

[Charlie]

Granted, but it's outside and rains constantly

I wish Texas would secede.