(Now you add a wish after you've corrupted his.)Granted, but only for 65 and older.
(Now you add a wish after you've corrupted his.)
I wish I had a telephoto lens for my camera.
Granted. You are promptly and without warning trampled to death by a ridiculously large herd of male deer.Granted, but the camera no longer captures images
I wish for a million bucks.
Granted, but the hippy who made it wasn't wearing a hair net...Granted. You are promptly and without warning trampled to death by a ridiculously large herd of male deer.
I wish for a granola bar.
Granted, but it's chambered in .25.Granted, but the hippy who made it wasn't wearing a hair net...
I wish I had a new rifle
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Granted. You get a nice new Jitterbug. Its only able to make emergency phone calls.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Granted, but yoyre married to Hillary Clinton.Granted. You're the one that falls into the grill.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but you have to drive a yugo.Granted, but yoyre married to Hillary Clinton.
I wish I was taller
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Granted, but you're it.
Wish I had a Glock.
Granted, but he is there. Wish ruined!Granted, but it's 9mm and you see how vastly superior glocks are to 1911's and how inferior 45 auto is to 9x19, and it makes you feel deeply uneasy inside, kinda like how i'd imagine you'd feel if you were brung up in a family that despises homosexuality but deep down you think men are cute.
I wish moonpie weren't armed around you people.
Granted, but he is there. Wish ruined!
I wish antifa would realize that they are Facists and attack themselves.
Granted, but it has a 12 ft. handle.Granted, but it's with nerf guns and water balloons.
I wish I had a squeegee.
Granted, but it has a 12 ft. handle.
I wish it would rain.