Disarmed by the Police

[Frank59]

Yeah, we've all got some lard ass, I mean fat friends & relations.

 

[pharmaco]

Sharkey,
Yeah, we've all got some lard ass, I mean fat friends & relations.
I have a friend, well had, he's dead now, tell me of having a patient so fat that to get him out of his hospital room they had to cut him up in a few pieces.
Is that a true story?
I don't know for certain, but that's what he told me.....
If true, that, that's some kinda fat.
By the way the name'Golden Corral' has a certain sound of something...perverse.
Shudder!

I saw a ~700lber get carted into the ICU one day right after we did rounds.

The dude had such giant moobs that the ventilator on-board the ambulance couldn't inflate his lungs, because he was lying on his back and the fat compressed his chest

 

[sharkey]

I have answered a call where fire guys had to angle a backboard to remove a deceased obese female from the restroom she died in. I saw an autopsy of a morbidly obese (see what I did) female. The fat looked like yellow insulation. Of course that was while I was waiting for them to bring the burned child in for their autopsy.

I have seen some chit. Amazing what a mall cop does.

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[easy rider]

There is a difference between a smartass, a wiseass and an ass, one will almost always gain a negative reaction.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

E.R.,

That's too cryptic for me. (or perhaps I lack imagination)

In simple English, what are you talking about regarding the 'ass' comment?

Thanks

 

[easy rider]

Food for thought.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

E.R.

That clears it up.

If you don't have the courage to say what you mean, ah, ok....

Inane comments don't work for me, again, I probably lack imagination and prefer understandable posts.

Perhaps, you're an inscrutable Asian?

Or a screwy one, maybe?

 

[easy rider]

You can lead a horse to water............

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Ah, lovely platitude or is it a bromide?

 

[easy rider]

Ah, lovely platitude or is it a bromide?

You assume I was talking about you, but hey, if the shoe fits......
The negativity of this thread has told more about the people commenting then any useful information. More along the lines of "mine is bigger than yours" or "I know better than anyone" attitude.

I am interested in the thoughts of others on the subject and what may come by way of a solution, if any, through a complaint. It's just the constant puffing out of chests is getting old and ridiculous.

 

[Frank59]

You assume I was talking about you, but hey, if the shoe fits......
The negativity of this thread has told more about the people commenting then any useful information. More along the lines of "mine is bigger than yours" or "I know better than anyone" attitude.

I am interested in the thoughts of others on the subject and what may come by way of a solution, if any, through a complaint. It's just the constant puffing out of chests is getting old and ridiculous.

 

[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

E.R.,

No, I thought you were talking about another member and that's why I was curious and you were loath to be specific.

And, given no details I guess you still are.

Why?

If you're gonna make comments, why not have the decency to come out and say who/what/when and why?

For me, I saw zero negativity, but a whole of fun arguing.

Negativity is in the eye of the ....

 

[sharkey]

You assume I was talking about you, but hey, if the shoe fits......
The negativity of this thread has told more about the people commenting then any useful information. More along the lines of "mine is bigger than yours" or "I know better than anyone" attitude.

I am interested in the thoughts of others on the subject and what may come by way of a solution, if any, through a complaint. It's just the constant puffing out of chests is getting old and ridiculous.

Relax, we are talking about fat people now. We got off topic a long time ago. Was the mall cop comment too much? Just be honest, no need for cryptic posts. Heck, even Pharmaco liked one of my posts when we got off topic and started talking about fat people.

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[motorcarman]

It's just the constant puffing out of chests is getting old and ridiculous.

I like the constant puffing out of chests.
Some women even have surgery to enhance this feature.

bob

 

[Jon Payne]

Never talk to the police. Hell, I won’t even talk to myself. True story.


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[Mowingmaniac 24/7]

Chest puffing women are great, but I prefer small and firm, star gazers..

 

[karlac]

Never talk to the police. Hell, I won’t even talk to myself. True story.

I do talk to the dog ... hell of a lot more satisfying in this day and age.

 

[Jon Payne]

I do talk to the dog ... hell of a lot more satisfying in this day and age.

Is it bad that my dogs answer?


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[jrbfishn]

Not if they are smarter than you.

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[General Zod]

Is it bad that my dogs answer?


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Depends on what instructions the dogs give you.